The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
The pictures of the period represent a very inconvenient mode of laying
the table, for we find a fish served up in a slop-basin, or rather laid
across the top of that article of china-ware, which was much too small
to admit the body of the animal. As far as we can discern the intention
of the artist, we fancy we recognise in one of his pictures of a feast a
duck lying on its back in a sort of sugar-basin or salt-cellar. This and
a kind of mustard-pot, with an empty plate and half of a dinner-roll,
may be said to constitute the entire provision made for a party of
seven, who are standing up huddled together on one side of the table, in
an existing representation of a dinner of the period.
The sports of the people were very numerous in the fifteenth century;
but if we may judge by the pictures we have seen of the games, there was
more labour than fun in the frolics of our forefathers. The contortions
into which they seem to have thrown themselves while playing at
bowls are quite painful to contemplate; and the well-known game of
quarter-staff consisted of a mutual battering of shins and skulls, with
a pole about six feet in length and some inches in circumference. Tennis
was introduced at this early date, and it is therefore erroneous to
assign its invention to Archbishop Tennison,--a report which has been
spread by some unprincipled person, whose career of crime commencing in
a pun has ended in a falsehood.
The professional fool was a highly respectable character in the middle
ages; and the court jester was a most influential personage, who was
allowed to criticise all the measures of the ministry. He was a sort of
supplementary premier; but, in later administrations--the present
always excepted--the office of fool has merged among the members of the
Government. It is a curious fact, that, judging from the portraits
which have been preserved, the fools seem to have been the most
sensible-looking persons of their own time; and the proverb, that "it
takes a wise man to make a fool," was, no doubt, continually
realised. The practical jokes of the jester were sometimes exceedingly
disagreeable, for they consisted chiefly of blows and buffets,
administered by a short wand, called a bauble, which he was in the habit
of carrying. It was all very well when the fool's sallies happened to be
taken in good part, but a witticism coming _mal-a-propos_, would often
prove no joke to the joker, who would get soundly thrashed' for his
impertinence. An ancient writer * describes the functions of a fool
to have consisted chiefly of "making mouths, dancing about the house,
leaping over the tables, outskipping men's heads, tripping up his
companions' heels," and indulging in other similar _facetio_, which,
though falling under the head of fun for the fool himself, might have
been death to the victims of his exuberant gaiety. His life must
have been one unbroken pantomime; though its last scene was seldom so
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