The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
We have now brought down our account of the condition of the people,
from the highest to the lowest, from the king on his throne to the
pauper on his parish, from the royal robber in the palace to the sturdy
beggar in the public thoroughfare. We have seen how England was torn
to pieces by the thorns belonging to the Roses, and how, after fighting
about the difference between white and red, the union of both taught
those who had been particular to a shade, the folly of observing so
much nicety. Future chapters must develop the influence which this union
produced, and will show the effect of that junction between the damask
and the cabbage roses, which had only been brought about by dyeing them
in the blood of so many Englishmen.
BOOK V. FROM THE ACCESSION OF HENRY THE SEVENTH TO THE END OF THE REIGN
OF ELIZABETH.
CHAPTER THE FIRST. HENRY THE SEVENTH.
[Illustration: 347]
THOUGH Henry had got the crown upon his head, he did not feel quite
sure of being able to keep it there, for he knew there was nothing so
difficult to balance on the top of a human pole as a regal diadem.
He felt that what had been won by the sword must be sustained by that
dangerous weapon, though he was not insensible to the fact that edged
tools are frequently hurtful to the hand that uses them. He became
jealous of Edward Plan-tagenet, a boy of fifteen, the heir of the Duke
of York, and grandson of Warwick, the king-maker. This un-happy lad was
sent to the Tower, lest his superior right might prove mightier than the
might which Henry had displayed on the field of Bosworth.
The Princess Elizabeth, daughter of the Queen Dowager, who was known by
the humbler name of Mrs. E. Woodville, was let out of prison, to which
she had been consigned by Richard the Third, who kept her closely under
lock and key from the moment when he found it impossible to unite her to
him in wedlock.
Henry came up to London five days after the battle of Bosworth, and was
met at Hornsey by the Lord Mayor and Aldermen, all dressed in violet,
which caused the new king to exclaim, "Ha! gentlemen, you wish me to
take a hint. Your privileges shall be, like yourselves, in-violate!" He
then proceeded in a close chariot to St. Paul's, where he deposited his
three standards; and it has been suggested, that the celebrated Standard
at Cornhill was one of those alluded to. The festivities in London
were so numerous at the accession, that the city became crowded to
suffocation, and the "sweating sickness," which will be remembered as
Stanley's old complaint, broke out among the inhabitants.
[Illustration: 358]
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