The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
History
The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
The friends of the house of York now became clamorous at the treatment
of the Queen Elizabeth, who had been kept in obscurity, and had urged
"that little matter of the coronation" over and over again upon the
attention of her selfish husband. "How you bother!" he would sometimes
exclaim to his unhappy consort, whom he would endeavour to quiet by
the philosophical inquiry of "What are the odds, so long as you're
happy?"--a question which, as Elizabeth was not happy, she found some
difficulty in answering. At length, one morning at breakfast, he said
sulkily, "Well, I suppose I shall never have any peace till that affair
comes off;" and the necessary orders for the coronation of the queen
were immediately given. Henry himself behaved in a very ungentlemanly
manner during the entire ceremony, for he viewed it from behind a
screen, * which was afterwards brought into the hall, to enable him to
sit at his ease out of sight, and take occasional peeps at the dinner.
He had refused to honour the proceedings with his presence, having
declared the ceremony to be "slow," and alleged the impossibility of his
sitting it out after having once suffered the infliction.
It was at about this period of the reign of Henry the Seventh that the
court of Star Chamber was established; and though it, ultimately, **
"became odious by the tyrannical exercise of its powers," its intentions
were originally as honourable as the most scrupulous of its suitors
could have desired. It was founded in consequence of the inefficiency
of the ordinary tribunals to do complete justice in criminal matters and
other offences of an extraordinary and dangerous character, *** and to
supply a sort of criminal equity--if we may be allowed the term--which
should reach the offences of great men, whom the inferior judges and
juries of the ordinary tribunals might have been afraid to visit with
their merited punishment.
* The old chroniclers affirm that he looked on "from behind
a lattice." A modern authority has it that the king looked
on at the dinner from behind a lettuce--spelt lattice--and
had a magnificent salad before him during the proceedings.
** _Vide_ the valuable work on the Equitable Jurisdiction of
the Court of Chancery» comprising its Rise, Progress, and
Final Establishment. By George Spence, Esq., Q.C. Vol. i.,
p. 350.
*** Ditto, p. 351.
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