The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
It has been suggested with some plausibility that the court of Star
Chamber derived its name from the decorations of the room in which
it was held, though it is, perhaps, a more ingenious supposition of
a modern authority that the word "Star" was applied to the court
in question because within its walls justice was administered in a
twinkling. It might, with as much reason, be suggested that the name had
reference to the constellation of legal talent of which the tribunal was
composed; for those stars of the first magnitude--the Lord Chancellor,
the Lord Treasurer, the Lord Privy Seal, and the President of the
Council, were all of them judges of the court.
We must not, however, detain the reader any longer in a dull court
of law, for we find ourselves served, in imagination, with a writ
of _Habeas Corpus_, commanding us to bring him up for the purpose of
inquiring by what right we hold him in the disagreeable duress of dry
legal detail.
In returning to Henry, we find him offering to act as mediator between
Charles of France and the Duke of Bretagne, when, like every meddler
in the disputes of others, he is unable to emerge from the position in
which he has placed himself without that nasal tweak which is the due
reward of impertinence. The taxes he was obliged to impose for the
purpose of interference, undertaken, as he alleged, to curb the ambition
of the French court, were very exorbitant, and particularly so on
account of Henry's avarice, which induced him to put about ten per
cent, of every levy into his own pocket. The people were, of course,
dissatisfied, and the harshness used in collecting the subsidy irritated
them so much in the north, that they took their change out of the
unfortunate Duke of Northumberland, whom they killed, because he had the
ill-luck to be employed in the invidious office of tax-gatherer.
In 1490 Parliament liberally granted some more money to carry on the war
with France, but Henry pocketed the cash, and sent some priests to try
and compromise the matter with the enemy. It was not until four years
afterwards, in the course of 1494, that he really went to work against
the French, but he contrived to make it pay him exceedingly well, for he
not only grabbed the subsidies voted for the purpose, but he converted
them into so much clear profit, by getting his knights and nobles to
bear their own expenses out of their own pockets. He kindly gave them
permission to sell their estates without the ordinary fines, and many a
gallant fellow sold himself completely up, in the hope of indemnifying
himself by what he should be able to take from the French in battle.
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