The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
* Empson has been described by Hume as a man of "mean birth
and brutal temper," who of course, did all the bullying of
this disreputable firm, while Dudley, who was "better born,
better educated, and better bred," acted in the capacity of
what may be termed the decoy duck of the concern; or, in
other words, the latter snared the game which the former
savagely butchered.
Henry had now but one formidable enemy left, in the person of young
Edmund de la Pole, the nephew of Edward the Fourth, and son and heir to
the Duke of Suffolk. This turbulent individual renewed the cry in favour
of the "White Rose," which was said by a wag of the day to be raised on
a pole, after the fashion of the frozen-out gardeners.
Suffolk soon had the mortification of finding that he had not the
suffrages of the people, for the rush to the Pole was anything but
encouraging. "Ye Pole theyreforre," says Comines, "dydde cutte his sty
eke," and became a penniless fugitive in Flanders. He was ultimately
surrendered by Philip, the archduke, who had received Suffolk as a
visitor, but gave him up with a lot of sundries he was transferring to
Henry, who promised to spare the prisoner's life, and did so, though he
left word in his will that his successor had better kill the earl, as he
would otherwise prove troublesome.
In the course of the year 1509, Henry's health became very indifferent,
and he had repeated attacks of the gout, every one of which put him in
ill-humour with himself in particular, and the world in general. Every
fresh twinge was paid with interest upon one or more of his unfortunate
subjects; and when he got very bad he would be most indiscriminate in
his cruelty. He fixed upon a poor old alderman named Harris, who died of
sheer vexation at his ill-treatment before his indictment came on; and
at this remote period we hope we shall not be accused of injuring the
feelings of any of the posterity of poor Harris by saying, that he was
literally harassed to death through the unkindness of his sovereign.
During his illness Henry would do justice occasionally between man and
man, but a favourable turn in his malady, a quiet night, or a refreshing
nap, would bury all his good resolutions in oblivion. At length on the
night of the 21st of April, 1509, he died at Richmond, leaving behind
him a will in which he bequeathed to his son and heir the delightful
task of repairing all his father's errors.
However easy it may be for an executor to pay the pecuniary debts of a
testator with plenty of assets in hand, the moral responsibilities which
have been left unsatisfied, are not so soon provided for. It is true
that a good son frequently makes atonement to society for the mischief
done by a bad parent; but this, though it strikes a sort of balance with
the world, does not prevent the father from being still held accountable
for his deficiencies.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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