The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
History
The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
Henry died in the fifty-third year of his age, and had he lived a day
longer, he would have reigned twenty-three years and eight months, or as
Cocker has it, in the simplicity of his heart, "had he been alive in
the year 1700, he would have reigned upwards of two centuries." Our
business, however, is not with what he might have done, but what he
actually did, and we therefore record the fact, that he died on the 21st
of April, 1509, and was buried in the magnificent chapel of Westminster
Abbey, which he built, and which is called after him to this very day
and hour that we now write upon. *
* A quarter to one, A.M., April 13th, 1847.
It is often the most painful part of our labours to give characters of
some of the sovereigns who pass under our review in the course of
this history. To those who have only known Henry the Seventh as the
chivalrous and high-minded prince that fought so gallantly with Richard
the Third on the field of Bosworth, it will be distressing to hear that
the Richmond of their dramatic recollections is nothing like a true
portrait of the actual character. At all events, if he had virtues
in his youth they were not made to wear, they became sufficiently
threadbare to be seen be seen through.
Even his ambition seems to have been little more than a medium he had
adopted for gratifying his avarice, and it is now pretty clear that he
rather wanted the crown for what it was worth in a pecuniary point of
view, than for the honourable gratification which power when rightly
used is capable of conferring on its possessor. Hume tells us that
"Henry loved peace without fearing war," which is true enough; for
war afforded him a pretext for raising money, while peace, which he
generally managed to arrange, gave him an opportunity of pocketing the
cash he had collected. War, therefore, was never formidable to him, for
he usually manoeuvred to keep out of it; but he made the rumour of it
serve as an excuse for taxing his people. He was decidedly clever as
a practical man, though exceedingly unprincipled, but several salutary
laws were passed in his reign; one of the best of which was an act
allowing the poor to sue _in forma pauperis_. Considering how often the
law reduces its suitors to poverty, it is only fair that those who are
brought to such a condition should still be allowed to go on, for it
is like ruining a man and then turning him out of doors to say that the
courts shall be closed against such as are penniless.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account