The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
History
The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
than the Lady of Aragon." The royal pair were crowned on the 24th
of June, 1509, being exactly three weeks after marriage, up to which
period, at least, there was no indication of that Bluebeardism which
subsequently broke out with so much fury in the royal character.
Henry had on his accession thrown himself into the arms of his
grandmother, the old Countess of Richmond, upon whose advice he acted in
the selection of his ministers. The old lady died in the same month in
which her grandson was married and crowned, at the respectable age of
sixty-eight; and it is a curious fact that she had been married three
times, so that in his multiplicity of wives, Henry the Eighth may
be said to have simply improved upon the example set him by his
grandmother. *
* Her friend and counsellor, Jack Fisher, Bishop of
Rochester, says of her, that "a reddy witte she had to
conceive all thyngs, albeit they were ryghte derke."
[Illustration: 374]
The first political act of Henry the Eighth's reign, was to lay
the heads of Empson and Dudley upon the scaffold. These rapacious
extortioners had been the tools of his father's avarice, but had
contrived to feather their own nests tolerably well; and Henry kept them
in prison for the purpose of getting out of them the wealth they had
acquired by their rapacity. He detained them in the Tower a whole year
before he beheaded them, and continued to squeeze out of them everything
they possessed, for he was one of those who never threw an orange away
without thoroughly sucking it. Having drained it at length completely
dry by about the 17th of August, 1510, he, on that day--to pursue the
allegory of the orange--declined allowing them any quarter, but sent
them to Tower Hill, where execution was done upon both of them.
Henry finding everything going smoothly in England, fell into the common
error of those who having every comfort at home must needs look abroad
for the elements of discord. He entered into a league against Louis
the Twelfth of France, in favour of Pope Julius the Second and his
father-in-law, Ferdinand of Aragon; but the latter kept helping himself
to large slices of territory, and made use of his allies for the purpose
of furthering his own interests. Henry's troops were therefore compelled
to play an ignoble part, being cooped up in a French town, while the
other soldiers overran Navarre, and appropriated everything they could
lay their hands upon. Amazed at their moderate success upon land they
attempted to retrieve themselves by a sea-fight, but the ruler was not
then found by which Britannia subsequently learned to rule the waves,
and the French fleet escaping into Brest, found shelter in their
country's bosom.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account