The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
in New York, and the discouragements from various local causes in the
other Colonies, Rhode Island and Maryland excepted, the colonists were
healthily moral.
The schoolmaster got early abroad; and, generally boarding around in the
school district, and making himself miscellaneously useful, wedged some
educating notions into the heads of all,—in the younger by day, and in
the older during the evenings. And thus the church, the school-house,
industry, which pushed back idleness and its brood of vices, simple
agricultural ways, the absence of city sores, and the rugged,
conscientious pursuit of wholesome livelihoods in largely ventilated
spaces, all concurred to hand up the Colonies along the unplanked roads
of the age, to the outstretched hand of the eighteenth century.
_Thirdly_, THE HABITS of the period were few and simple; generally made
of conscientious, native materials, coarse but strong; and were
exceedingly well preserved.
They were of a mixed color, but on the whole good.
_Fourthly_, THE LAWS were at first and usually imported. Most of them
were designed and upholstered in those second-class shops in London, the
proprietors’ manufactories, which were owned by certain royal
joint-stock subscribers, whose object was to make as much money as
possible out of their articles. With this supreme object in view, their
enactments were mainly framed to secure to themselves as much as could
be of the proceeds of colonial labor, and leave the colonial purchasers
to pay their own expenses and run the risks from the weather, poor
crops, and Indian interruptions. To accomplish this, the proprietors
sought to have the colonists devote as much of their time as possible to
work. They endeavored to relieve them from the necessity of wasting
precious moments in disposing of their products or in supplying
themselves with materials, or in gossiping in assemblies about foolish
rights, or in squandering their days in electing officers, or gadding
about the townships in electioneering for themselves or others.
Did the Colonies want materials, wheat to sow the first year, crockery,
furniture, store goods?
The companies could so easily send over a ship with them.
Did the prosperous colonist wish to dispose of his surplus crop?
The companies would take it for him, and sell it in England.
Was a governor, a judge, an office-holder of any kind, such as
collector, portwarden, etc., needed?
Why, the companies kept them already made at their manufactory in
London, and would express one through by their fast-sailing line in
ample time, even if it took three months, and would deliver them
wherever desired, at Plymouth, Hartford, Charleston, or Jamestown.
[Illustration:
EXPRESSING A COLONIAL GOVERNOR FROM LONDON.
(p. 189)
]
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