The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
The different Opening of 1780 for those who pushed and those who
obstructed the Revolutionary Wheel.—The Strain on both Sides.—Hard
Spring in Charleston in Consequence of Leaden Hail Storms.—How these
Storms spread; and how the Crops were saved from Ruin by Marion,
Sumter, and Pickens.—The Carolina Game-Cock, and his sharp Spurs in
the Sides of Cornwallis and Tarleton.—Gates broken down, and the
Presidency lost at Camden.—Greene set up in his Place, proving a good
standing Color.—The Village of St. Louis assailed.—André humiliates
himself, and is exalted.—Arnold gets $50,000, a Brigadier’s
Commission, and is elected by General Contempt into the Order of Judas
Iscariot.—New Year’s Day among the Pennsylvania Troops at
Morristown.—The United States Treasury, made less Celestial, becomes
defiled by filthy Lucre.—The Goring and Tossing of Tarleton by Morgan
at the Cow-Pens.—An Irish-like Fight at Eutaw Springs.—Southern
Hunters around the British Flock at Charleston and Savannah.—The
troublesome Seizure of Virginia Assemblymen.—How the Captors missed
burning their Fingers with Jefferson’s red Hair.—Cornwallis enmeshed
at Yorktown.—What Lord North said.—What the English George threatened
and what the American George did.—“Let there be Peace”; and Peace
was.—What England lost and America gained.—The kind of Grist obtained.
The military revolutionary wheel had now been revolving nearly five
years. Seventeen Hundred and Eighty began with very different prospects
for the promoters and opposers of its operations. The former were poor,
their workmen wretchedly clothed, badly fed, discontented with the small
pay promised, and often threatening to strike because that pay was only
irregularly and partially paid, and, when given, only afforded in
depreciated and depreciating new paper promises. The latter, on the
contrary, with that obstinacy which sinks deeper and rises higher with
the rising tide of opposition, and possessed of resources to match this
dogged pride, made larger preparations to open the coming campaign.
Parliament voted to add to its colonial army one hundred and twenty
thousand men, and wrought up the sinews to carry this then enormous live
weight to twenty million sterling pounds.
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