The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
This new article was, however, not decided upon by all the thirteen
immediately. It was spoken for in 1787, and, during that and the next
year, eleven signified their preference for it over the old tumble-down
rumbly. Little Rhody was the baby in the old family, and, fearing to be
overlaid and perhaps smothered by her larger bedfellows, did not crawl
under the sheets of the newly upholstered bed until 1790; and not until
New York and Virginia had agreed to be content with a fixed amount of
bedclothing, instead of claiming, for themselves, that large Western
comforter, those earth-colored strips, of the empire pattern, extending
to the Pacific side of the bed, and large enough to cut up into a dozen
good-sized State counterpanes.
It was not necessary that this youngster,—nor yet North Carolina, who
got in the year before,—should consent, in order to complete the change
of arrangements from the old Confederate to the new Constitutional
system; but as it was an affectionate and generous-hearted family, there
was a general desire to conciliate all the members. And so when little
Rhody got in and curled up, she was joyfully tucked in by that good old
faithful American “help,” Washington, a great favorite, who had been so
long in the family that he was loved by every one, and so generous and
right-minded that, although several of the other domestics, such as
Major John Armstrong and others, who had worked on very low wages with
him through the war, proposed to him to take the house himself as
proprietor, he indignantly refused so to use or abuse the affectionate
trust of the household.
Washington was, however, unanimously chosen Chief Superintendent, and
our short, stout, resolute acquaintance, John Adams, whom we met at the
top of the hill, July 4, 1776, was made his first assistant.
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