The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
The family now set up housekeeping. Like most families in the United
States, they were at the outset poor. They were especially low in
credit; for in consequence of the issue by the Continental Congresses,
during the war, of about $300,000,000 of paper money, its value had so
depreciated that it became of little use except to line trunks or to
patch up chambers as ruinous as itself. They were also greatly in debt,
owing at home and abroad $79,463,476,—a debt which, instead of being
paid off or even reduced, grew, in spite of every economy, good
judgment, and excellent management, for the next seventeen years, and
was not fully discharged until 1824. This debt amounted to about
nineteen dollars per head for every man, woman, and child of all colors
in the United States at that period. Still, they were not in
circumstances as discouraging as are we, their descendants, eighty years
later; for, estimating our population now at thirty-eight millions, each
man, woman and child now owns a right to pay as his share of the
national debt, sixty-eight dollars, besides a large, comfortable sum for
State, county, city, and town indebtedness, which never figured
themselves upon the purses or imaginations of our golden-aged ancestors.
This latter ownership is so much the more wonderful as it represents
shares in obligations, not wrought from outlays of blood or money in the
country’s service, but blood and money sucked by corporate and private
straws from our ever-troubled and ever-bubbling public treasuries.
Washington, after a laborious journey, reached New York, and, on the
30th of April, 1789, took the oath of office as President, on the spot
now covered by the United States Treasury in Wall Street. The bulls and
bears of that day,—mere calves and cubs,—not strengthened by the pushing
horns and large squeezing powers which have added such force to their
descendants, might have heard, in the intervals of their rough play, the
solid, honest, heart-felt words of his Inaugural, in which, among other
things, he uttered those now strange, old-fashioned wishes and
expectations, that “all employed in the administration of the Government
would execute faithfully and with success the functions allotted to
their charge.”
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