The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
Modern Photographic Albums like Ancient Roman Simulacra.—The Pleasure of
looking at the Likenesses of Friends.—The Portraits of our
Fore-Fathers.—Our dear old Great-Grandfather GEORGE WASHINGTON.—His
one hundred and twenty-eight Original Portraits.—His unique Character;
of the same Size all the Way up.—His Manners and Characteristics.—How
the Eighteenth Century, so long mated, refused to survive him.—Our
Great-Grand and good Mother MARTHA WASHINGTON.—The Resemblance between
her and a Bowl of ripe Strawberries and Cream.—Her Pride.—What
Qualities were corseted in her Bosom.—Our favorite Uncle, BENJAMIN
FRANKLIN.—How the Sky got into his Face and how it stays
charged.—Looks like an hereditary Director of all the Estates.—A born
Trustee.—What an idea Burns might have got of him in 1774, and how
expressed it.—Of our Aunt, MRS. JAMES MADISON; and what a fine Lady
she was.—Her careful Dress and Manners.—Impressive but
patronizing.—How Time forgot her, and the Years ran on un-notched.—The
forty Years she acted as Presidentess.—PATRICK HENRY described in
Dress, Person, shooting Game, and taking Audiences.—Our dear Visitor,
GENERAL LAFAYETTE; his Difficulties in reaching us; his noble Bride;
his Embarkation at a Spanish Port; his Labors here; his two subsequent
Visits, and how he survived Hand-shaking and Kissing.—About JOHN JAY
and his Wife SALLIE LIVINGSTON.—How they lived and what he
became.—Glances at ISRAEL PUTNAM and his expressive Face; at NATHANIEL
GREENE and his square, Quaker Character; at the Telescopic Eyes of
FRANCIS MARION, with a Dash at his soldierly Qualities.—The Effigies
of the WISE MEN—General Sketches of our Heroes and Heroines.—A Heart
Delineation of the Mothers, Wives, and Sisters of the Men of the
Revolution.
Cold indeed must be the heart, colder than any which pendulates in the
readers of this History, that does not warm up pleasantly when carried
by its owner into what is wisely called in the country “the
living-room,” and there obeying the electrical summons of the eye,
wanders with it lovingly through the pages of a family photographic
album.
The elder Romans had a chamber, placed in the innermost part of the
house, devoted to the images of the departed members of the family;
images named after, but not always likenesses of, those who had led the
way in the family history. So great was their reverence for these, so
intimate the relation maintained with them, that, on the departure or
return of any of the household, these silent figures were saluted with
the same affection as the living.
The family photographic album is the modern chamber in which are kept
our _simulacra_. Enter it as often as we may, scan as often as we choose
its portraitures, we never survey with indifference, and rarely without
better and tenderer feelings, these mute, dear faces.
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