The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
A very fine lady was our aunt, MRS. JAMES MADISON. That is very manifest
by even a casual glance at her carefully arranged head-gear, her
elaborately disposed hair, her effectively adjusted shawl, her
well-studied laces and thoughtfully selected jewelry, collars, cuffs,
and gloves. A little too fine, perhaps, to be cordially loved. A young
modest person would, in spite of her assuring ease of manner, feel
respectfully uneasy in her presence; but so respectable, so highly
respectable she was, and still shows in her portrait, that we are all
very proud of her. If she was exacting, she gave in return and to all
equal measures of refined courtesy and attention. She was very elegant
in her manners, but she was patronizing. Very impressive with her grand
airs, but still patronizing. She lit up the White House with the
radiance of cultivated beauty, the refinements of courtly ease and
high-bred manner, but still was she patronizing.
She had gone through a third of a century of years when the eighteenth
century died. She afterwards so cajoled and pleasantly imposed upon
Time, that he forgot to score several notches against her, and she
reached her eighty-second year, about six months before the next
half-century was complete, before it occurred to him that the handsome
old lady, with the smooth rosy face, had actually gained twelve lustres
on the allotted human term. While her husband was not President until
1809, and continued so only eight years, our Aunt Madison acted like a
President’s wife before she went into the Federal mansion, and carried
her high head-dress and head under it, like a Presidentess, thirty-two
years after he left the Executive residence.
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