The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
On the next page of our album is an awkward, tall, ungainly, raw-boned
figure, slightly stooping in the shoulders. How it was got together it
is difficult to conjecture, how kept together still more puzzling. With
a sallow complexion, iron-bound brow, stern lines running down and
apparently holding immovably a large, rigid mouth, with a face like a
large, well-filled, cheerful barn, with the door open, our good-hearted,
noble-souled cousin, PATRICK HENRY, looks out at us as if he had been
stared at before. Fortunately, our Aunt Madison is on the other side of
the leaf, and cannot be disturbed by his slovenly dress. The features
show an uneducated man, yet one of strong individuality, a capacity for
great endurance, a fearlessness of personal consequences, and a will
which would, even if the traces were cut, draw the load by the bit. Of
course he loved a fishing-rod and gun, and told stories all day long.
Much pith there was in his daily gathered anecdotes, which he extracted
from all passing things, and put into the indolent, good-for-nothing
crowd that hung around the tavern, or which crystallized around the
stove in his too readily neglected law office. Up to his twenty-fourth
year he had been a farmer and country store-keeper; but as his only
interest in the farm was the fish which ran through its liquid ways, and
as his account of stock stopped at the fish-hooks, powder, and ball,
which he speedily borrowed of himself without charge, he naturally
failed to acquire anything but sport out of either. He and Henry Clay
were born near each other. Neither of them makes a good portrait; both
were careless of their personal appearance, and each was as generous as
an apple-tree in full bearing, or a shower in June, which slakes the
thirst of lazy meadows lying on their backs with their mouths wide open.
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