The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
In the House and in the Senate, sometimes on the same side, but oftener
congenially opposed, yet ever divided from each other by rival
ambitions, they ennobled the scenes in which they spent such large
forces. The American Titans, they tossed heavy bars of logic with such
ease, wrestled with such matching-power and balanced success, that we,
growing up to the gigantic spectacles, almost lose the consciousness of
the unwonted masteries that have so grandly played before us. And yet,
somehow, for all this, comparatively little love gathers in our hearts
as we look at those well-remembered faces; the large, continental visage
of Henry Clay, mapping a hemisphere of vast thoughts and generous though
partisan currents of action; the lofty sternness of John C. Calhoun,
cast in a Cato-like mould, heroic and defiant; and the square-blocked,
cubical, almost repulsive mass, outlined into the head of Daniel
Webster, which looks, or rather is looked at, as if it had for several
centuries capped the pyramid of Cheops, and had been finally taken down
with state ceremonies and transplanted by the Pasha to America, as a
testimony of his conception of our large exceptional growth.
[Illustration:
THE INTELLIGENT JURY.
(p. 468)
]
Sadder than a professed comedy or a prepared funeral oration over a rich
but bad man is the unsatisfied ambition of such tough athletes in the
political arena, who, after a long life of great rough play, break up
into common earth, and form the subjects for Commencement day or prize
compositions in an open grove, where young ladies in white, bound in
blue-belting-ribbons, summon their uneasy ghosts before the dull-eyed
umpires. From what a cold well-depth sprang to the curb of Webster’s
lips those soliloquizing words which, a few days before his death,
overflowed from a disappointed life. Sitting in an open doorway at
Marshfield, propped up by pillows, he looked out upon his favorite herd
of cattle, which were driven up for the last inspection of their
attached owner. As the fine animals passed and turned their large eyes
upon him,—some pausing and looking a fond recollection into his scarcely
wasted face,—he ejaculated, as his thoughts turned backward over the
slights of party and the disappointments of an unsatisfied life: “I love
the honest faces of animals. _They_ look what they mean.”
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