The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
Arriving in the world the same year with Mr. Webster, Mr. Calhoun, and
each other, LEWIS CASS, portly in presence as in learning, varied
capacity, and many-sided culture, and THOMAS H. BENTON, as solid as the
bullion which a dim tradition mentions as formerly found in these United
States, meet us with that full-orbed spherical satisfaction which
double-chinned persons are fortunate in imparting, if not of feeling
themselves. The “Recollections of Thirty Years in the Senate” would, one
would think, be enough to reduce any mortal to very attenuated
proportions. Fortunate is the memory of any M. C. which is constructed
like a mining-sieve, letting through the superabundant dirt and
retaining only the loosely silted ore.
ANDREW JACKSON and JOHN QUINCY ADAMS, destined to be rivals for the
Presidency in the fifty-seventh and again in the sixty-first years of
their lives, were severally born nine years before the Declaration of
Independence. Their lives were as unlike as their faces. The former
passed his first score of years in the hard struggles for a livelihood,
and mostly amid the scenes made memorable by the cavalry swords of
Marion and Sumter and the pen of William Gilmore Sims; the latter spent
his in the study of what could best round up a capable mind by
discipline and learning, and in the equally advantageous culture derived
from the society of his accomplished mother and experienced father.
While the stormy incidents of an eventful military life in Florida and
Georgia, intercalated with court-martials and official censures, scored
in Jackson’s face the notches which, until his death in 1845, kept
truthful tally with his warm, violent, generous, resentful, and stern
history; over the round, uncreased face of Adams ran the smoothing-iron
of literary tastes and pursuits, keeping down the ruffling disturbances
of a naturally passionate nature, and the ridges which the excitements
from 1824 to 1828, and the antislavery agitations in the latter part of
his life, would have otherwise left. Jackson’s virtues deserve signal
praise, and Adams’s vices emphatic censure; since the former grew up
under circumstances as unfavorable to their existence as a young ladies’
seminary for modesty, or a New York sheriff’s office for integrity; and
the latter amid forces as unassailing as a prayer-meeting to piety or
sleep to pure thoughts.
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