The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
History
The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
He became so exhilarated, however, at Cape Horn, that he kept on, like
the man with the cork leg, and went all around the world, being its
first circumventor, and giving the first proof of the gyrating effects
of mixing liquors with water.
De Soto first chanced upon the Mississippi River, and, in 1542, was
flung upon it with all his heavy armor on,—“a sink-or-swim” experiment,
which resulted in his remaining down at the bottom.
Diving for wrecks has since become for divers and diverse reasons common
in that turbulent stream; but he is honored as the great diver; the
river not being strong enough to get him up. John Law afterwards tried a
Mississippi venture; but, unlike De Soto, he went up, and never came
down again. Both De Leon and De Soto showed true American enterprise and
energy in the pursuit of gold. Like their countryman Cortez, in Mexico,
they were, however, more desirous of discovering metallic placers, and
extracting from them sudden riches, than of luring by patient industry
from a jealous soil its hoarded secrets of cereal wealth.
On the north, Cartier, in 1534, became the unhappy discoverer of the
Canadas, and other out-lying, uncovered, cold regions, afterwards
parcelled out, not to ice companies like the Knickerbocker and others,
but into viceroyalties. These freezing places, from the continual
stirring about in them of such contrary elements for the succeeding
century, might well be called the ice-creameries of England and France.
Champlain, in 1603, like a wise man, founded Quebec on a rock; for which
he has been illy requited by being called the father of the French
settlements in Canada.
[Illustration:
SIR WALTER RALEIGH INTRODUCES SMOKING TO THE ENGLISH COURT.
(p. 74)
]
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account