The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
Blankets, often very wet, have been thrown over the Indian; while as
often he has been painted so thickly, and feathered so profusely, as to
become a bird of quite another color from that of our North American
vulture. Slow in learning the geography of the race that rides him down
as on a pale horse evermore, he has acquired the name of but one of our
streams, that of the Firewater, a river whose dry banks seem always to
divide his retreating from our pursuing frontier boundaries.
Perhaps we cannot give a more variegated notion of the different aspects
under which the Indian character is viewed, than by putting it in an
American kaleidoscope, and there giving it a few turns, certain that
these turns will not be more curious or numerous than their owners’
fortunes.
1. _The Indian character as viewed in schools and colleges._
Listen to an average specimen from the pen of Miss Jemima Letitia
Youngfancy,—her most pronounced effort before the trustees and patrons
of Rising Hill Seminary.
“‘Lo! the poor Indian, whose untutored mind
Sees God in clouds, and hears him in the wind.’
LAMENTATIONS or SHAKESPEARE.
“No subject is of greater importance to the well-being of our race than
a proper estimate of the character of the red man. Injustice here is
more deplorable, since it involves the historic position of a race once
lords of all this continent, now fast dwindling away, not only out of
physical existence, but from the realms of discriminating praise. His
has been the misfortune to be despoiled, not simply of the bosky
inheritance of fair fields and boundless domains, where his ancestors
roamed as free as the winds that sweep over the breezy sierras of the
Rocky Mountains, but of the justice which pleads before the tribunal of
posterity for rights withheld and wrongs inflicted. Not content to
pursue his retreating and emaciated footsteps into the tomb, where his
poor body is scarcely allowed to moulder away in peace, amid the
implements and trophies of the chase, the white man, as voracious as the
prairie wolves, which whet their sharp fangs against the rocky bases
that prop up the giant Cordilleras of our beloved land, has denied to
him those monumental rights with which even savages adorn the last
resting-places of their braves,—the trophied inscriptions carved in the
enduring language in which Virgil sang and Tully burned, and in which
Menander, prophetic of our Transatlantic greatness, babbled to the dull
ears of a Roman race, which recked not of that ‘proud stoic of the
woods,’ who, in life a victim of wrong, at death folds himself to his
solemn sleep, in the language of the greatest of our living poets,
‘Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch
About him, and lies down to pleasant dreams,’
but who, also, in the apt words of the same rapt minstrel,
‘Like Truth crushed to earth shall rise again,—
The eternal years of God are theirs.’”
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