The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
History
The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
While the waves of applause which ripple around this popular and
characteristic rhapsody, grow calm against the solid shores of historic
truth, we turn to another American view equally characteristic.
2. _The Indian character as seen through official spectacles._ Extract
from the Report of the Secretary of the Interior:—
“The beneficent policy of repression, steadily pursued by our government
towards the Indian tribes still surviving, cannot fail to strike every
one but themselves. While sentimental Christianity continues to dwell
upon the rapid extinguishment of their tribes, the archives of this
department bear gratifying witness to the more rapid extinguishment of
their titles.
“There now remain in our borders—which were, it must be admitted, for
the sake of argument, once theirs—but about three hundred thousand of
these nomad wanderers. Our people must feel an especial gratification in
the proud reflection, that it is their bounty which, now reaching forth
the comforts of our abundance to these remnants of tribes, supplies at
the reasonable rate of some $10.15 per caput, the wants of such as are
spared by our efficient and active army corps of Indian destructives.
“This bounty is distributed by honest agents, who never fail, while
dispensing it, to impress upon the recipients a proper regard for the
moral suasion of our well-mounted rifles. The small commissions reserved
from these treaty-stipulated funds, by these agents, is too American not
to be recognized with patriotic pride; and the especial thanks of
Congress are due to these self-denying distributers for the amount which
they kindly leave to be disseminated among the intended beneficiaries.
“There is a natural jealousy among our people in those States and
Territories where former laws injudiciously, but, as it fortunately
proves, unsuccessfully located these Indian remnants, against the
continuous occupation of tracts of lands called reservations, to which
they have been from time to time removed. I cannot too strongly
recommend that this jealousy and acquisitiveness be duly respected, and
new reservations somewhere be speedily provided. Both Providence and our
need of their territory plainly mark the Indians as the American
Ishmaelites, against whom everybody’s hand is raised, and whose shifting
tent can only be steadied up permanently against the sunset on the
Pacific Ocean.”
Some people seem to think that the Indian was created to keep before us
a _décolleté_ style of dress, adapted to the freedom of our
institutions,—a traveller’s costume, most convenient for the
administration of medical assistance, in case of such railroad
divertisements and steamboat pyrotechnic displays as often enliven our
journeyings.
[Illustration:
AN INDIAN RESERVATION.
(p. 81)
]
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account