The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
There was a Carver among the party, and, being a sharp fellow, he was
appointed Governor; but as there was but little meat to be sliced,—deer
being scarce and high priced,—and the Indians seldom giving any quarter,
he soon pined away and died. Cape Cod was not far distant, but the
emigrants being without boats, the fish, especially without potatoes,
were poor picking. A few years later, however, and there were large
fishing-parties made up, which not only took in fish, but each other, by
hook and by crook. The grapes of Martha’s Vineyard, at the time of which
we speak, hung so high as to be very sour. Besides the Puritans, it is
well known, set their faces against the cup, as they did against
kissing. The modern town of Dux-bury, which nudges Plymouth on the east,
was then too young to afford much game, even for the long reaches of
Miles Standish, who was obliged to content himself with such small
shooting as the Narragansetts afforded.
Massasoit, however, was the fast friend of the settlers, and made a
treaty which, in the bluest times, he always kept in-violate.
In 1629 a patent was received from that accomplished penman Charles I.,
incorporating “The Governor and Company of Massachusetts Bay, in New
England”; which eventually proved to be, what most patents are, not
worth the paper it was written on. New Hampshire and a part of Maine,
included in this patent, was as early as 1622 sold out to two
enterprising young gentlemen, Sir Ferdinand Gorges and Captain John
Mason; but after an experiment of nineteen years, these royal
speculators resold their state rights to Massachusetts, which held on to
them until 1680, when Charles II., in order to make a place for a friend
and to encourage lawsuits about titles in the idle courts, erected New
Hampshire into a separate Province, independent of Massachusetts, but
dependent on himself.
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