The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
Lying under cold snow-white sheets, with jealous neighbors, the French
settlers of Canada and Acadia, ready to put pins in the youngster and
keep her crying, and if possible to stunt her growth, Maine was longest
in her cradle of any of the infant settlements. As early as 1602 some
Frenchmen landed on her coast, but only remained long enough to make a
few eyelet-holes in that watery frill which the busy but chill fingers
of the Atlantic has wrought upon her eastern hem. It was reserved for
the sturdier Saxon race to take the infant in hand, and, by hardier
treatment, to bring her up to robuster strength. The first serious
effort was made in 1622. That court pet, Gorges, obtained, in 1639, a
charter, which not only covered the present State, but lapped over into
the borders of Massachusetts. The latter resented this interference with
her own by making counter-claims, and in 1652 insisted upon taking the
child under its exclusive protection. The contest, carried into the
English courts, outlived of course its original promoters, but was at
last, in 1677, terminated, to the astonishment of the suitors and the
disgust of the lawyers. The custody of the infant, now grown to be a
stripling, was awarded to Massachusetts, which, always looking after the
Maine chance, got a most obstreperous minor in charge.
In 1630 a band of eight hundred and forty bodies and souls, led by John
Winthrop, and tempted by a spring of good water, settled on the
peninsula of Shawmut, and began Boston, which, we are glad to say, is
not finished yet. May it never be; but, ever growing, may it carry on
wagon-making as successfully as in former days, furnishing hubs for
those covered transportation carts which trundle westward, and which, if
allowed to stand still over night, swarm into a new colony the next
morning.
The following year a miniature church and state experiment was made in
the Massachusetts settlement, by limiting the eligibility to civil
office to church-members, whether civil or not.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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