The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
Suffice it to say that there being no legislature in session at Albany,
he got away without being fleeced, or even being obliged to listen to a
speech from the speaker. He was also spared a sight of the collection in
the Agricultural Hall, and thus kept his favorable opinion of the soil
and its capacity. His report to his employers, on his return in November
following, was such as to stimulate the company to send another vessel
the next year to trade with the natives; a trade which was conducted too
much on the “heads I win, tails you lose” system to be other than
advantageous to the Batavian pedlers. A few of the traders remained,
opening stores in the slow settlement of New Amsterdam; putting up a
windmill in what is now Pearl Street, raising the wind very easily, and
taking as generous a toll from the Indian grists, as the natives now
take from the strangers who frequent the island in search of bargains.
The settlement grew then, as now, by importation; for although its trade
increased, it was not until 1625 that the first white child was born
within the present limits of the State. The growth of the place,
however, was such, that in 1613, Samuel Argal, returning from an
expedition against the French settlement of Port Royal, was attracted
into the harbor of New Amsterdam, where, finding several huts and the
windmill, he compelled an allegiance, during his two days stay, to
England. The arbitrary principles of James I., however, were too
repulsive to the sturdy Dutch to make them adhere to this allegiance
longer than the existence of the force which compelled it. The Republic
of the United Netherlands, twisted together of the two strands,
furnished the one by the religious freedom generated by the Reformation
under Luther, and the other drawn out by the mailed hand of William of
Orange from the hard clutch of Philip II. of Spain, held by its strong
yet soft cord the early emigrants from it to New Netherlands to an
affectionate loyalty and love for itself. In no country is patriotism
stronger than in Holland. Small in dimensions, struggling against the
whole force of the sea on the north, from whose overwhelming devastation
it is only saved by dikes, anchored by gigantic stones brought from
Norway, and built up from thirty to fifty feet higher than the land they
guard; its flat meadow surface, ever moist with water, divided by canals
which serve the purposes both of fences and roads in other lands, and
through which the water is kept flowing by a wonderful and hourly worked
system of pumping,—this little state, conquered from the sea by
industry, from Spain and the Inquisition by bravery unmatched, from a
moneyed aristocracy by incessant vigilance, stood a peer among the
largest and proudest monarchies of Europe. Her traders carried their
square-rigged, heavy sterned ships in every port from the Cape of Good
Hope to Lapland; and Amsterdam drew bills of exchange against shipments
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