The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
The bosky reaches of Hoboken; the Palisades with their high, massive
walls propping up the sky, which leans as lovingly as heaven can upon
New Jersey without being taken for railroad purposes; the placid waters,
since named Spuyten Duyvil, which parted Manhattan from the main-land,
and sent back from its well-framed looking-glass, promontory and
foliaged steeps, laced with scarlet vines; the gentle slopes of
Westchester, sliding into the sea-like river, unwounded by rails, and
innocent of the foul-mouthed smoke of candle-factories; the long-curving
bays of Rockland, adorned with crimson capes, pinned with rocky points,
yet so as advantageously to show off their bare shoulders; the native
site of Sunnyside, where after dwelt the gentle, lamb-like Irving, as
true and loyal a soul as was ever lent to men to draw them up where late
he went back himself; the grand, majestic Highlands, with their
muster-roll of glories, pennoned with crimson banners hung out from
every rock-anchored fort of nature, among them Cro’ Nest, the home of
that Culprit Fay, whose love treason has been pardoned before so many
domestic tribunals; the lake-like bay of New-Burgh, so well sentinelled
by its double sentry of shores, which challenge sharply every passer-by;
and the dentating, curved shores that stretch in slow haste northwards;
often channelled by playful brooks that lay their kissful obedience into
the loving lap of the mother river, or were clasped by bracelets of
burning maples, whose clustered garnets shone on her rounded arms,—all
these varied charms quite intoxicated the sober Hudson, keeping him
constantly on deck, and causing heavy draughts on the ship’s supply of
Schiedam.
He brought to the Half-Moon off the present city of Hudson,—then
altogether too young to present him with its freedom in a box; and in a
small boat was rowed up the fresh waters of the river beyond, as far as
Albany,—the Trojans assert as far as Troy; but in this a-bridge-d
compendium we cannot pause to lay our hands on the necessary documents
to settle this question.
[Illustration:
DUTCH GENTLEMAN TRADING WITH THE INDIANS.
(p. 134)
]
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