The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
The next year, 1626, Governor Minuit made a large real estate
transaction, purchasing the whole island of Manhattan from the Indians
for twenty-four dollars,—a deed without a name in the annals of American
settlements. As the purchase embraced fourteen thousand square acres, we
leave it to the millions of advanced juvenile readers who, we expect,
will use this history in schools, to cipher out the price per acre;
while a still more forward class might determine the amount of land
which such a sum would now procure in Wall or Nassau Streets. In 1629
the Dutch West India Company, in order to entice the Van Rensselaers,
Van Vechtens, Van Warts, Van Wycks, Brinkerhoofs, and other
brown-colored dwellers at home, away from their tulip-beds, canals, and
storks, to the growing young colony, promised to any fifty persons who
would settle upon it a tract of land upon the Hudson River sixteen miles
in length, annexing only two conditions,—that the settlers should
purchase the lands of the Indians, and make due provision for the
minister and school-teacher.
Under this promise four companies, headed each by a leader, or patroon,
settled the southern half of the present State of Delaware; for the
Dutch claim extended from Cape Henlopen on the south to Cape Cod.
The next year an agent of the Van Rensselaers purchased a tract twelve
miles square below Albany, paying for it in goods,—a tract which had
many blank pages, over which contentious pens have been scribbling,
sometimes with red ink, within the living memory of our readers.
With prosperity came, as usual, care and trouble. Complaints were made
of Minuit. The Yankees on the east, and the Swedes on the Delaware, were
jealous of Dutch rule, and stickled for their own institutions,
political and social. The fort, established by Minuit at Hartford, was
like a piano-forte in an inconvenient place, strongly objected to, and
its airs raised a brisk breeze around it.
Finally, in 1633, Peter was requested to give up his stewardship; and
Wouter van Twiller, or the Doubter, took the seals of office and all the
other seals he could lay hands on. Minuit could not, however, remain
quiet. Office, as usual, had produced a restlessness which office
medicine only could cure. He went to Europe, and brought out a company
of Swedes, and settled with them at Christiana, near Wilmington, naming
the place after the girlish Queen of Sweden. The prolific Swedes spread
northwards, and gratefully named their territory New Sweden,—a territory
stretching, defiant of New Netherlands, and planting its northern line
as near as Trenton. The Doubter was too undecided to face their decided
advances; and was replaced, in 1638, by William Kieft, the third
overseer of the Dutch plantations.
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