The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
At last even Dutch patience became weary of wars with the Indians and
disputes with all the neighboring colonies. The growing political
privileges, won by the vigilant perseverance of those colonies,—the
right of representation in assemblies,—the larger immunities from home
taxation, attracted their attention, so that in 1664, when Charles II.
granted, however unjustly, to his brother, the Duke of York, the whole
country, from the Connecticut River to the Delaware,—including, of
course, the Dutch settlements,—and Nichols, the duke’s lieutenant, in
September of that year, anchoring before New Amsterdam, asked the
peppery Stuyvesant to hand over, the wishes of the inhabitants for
change was so great, that the governor, although disposed to resist,
found no backers; and so, after stumping around for several hours among
his councillors, was obliged to cut his stick into a pen, and sign a
document, transferring the American Empire of their High Mightinesses,
the States General, to the royal English Duke. So ended the political
dominion of Holland in America. The iron feet of the statue were,
however, firmly planted on the soil of New York, although the upper
parts of the figure have been cast in other metals, and moulded by
Saxon, Celtic, Teutonic, and Gallic hands.
The last Dutch governor, let us add, gracefully submitted to the English
sway, living in his ample house in the Bowery until his death, happy in
his farm, which then grew chestnuts instead of men, and was tracked by
cows and calves, sheep and lambs, instead of the iron tracks which now
spike New York to its rocky bed, whose sheets are balance sheets, and
whose covering is the dirty blankets which its unconscientious Mrs.
Gamps throw over her.
CHAPTER VI.
THE SETTLEMENT OF NEW JERSEY.
A spirited Sketch of the Way in which it was done, and the Results.
[Illustration:
NEW JERSEY SETTLED.
]
CHAPTER VII.
THE SETTLEMENT OF PENNSYLVANIA.
Governments in their Action like Pianos.—The Reason; and illustrating
Examples.—Varieties in the Make-ups of the different Settlers in the
Colonies.—Character of Penn, and why it improves by Age.—His
Accomplishments.—His first Visit to America in 1681.—Tall Talk and
Peace.—Philadelphia, its early and late Characteristics.—Delaware sets
up for herself.—Penn in Prison.—Again in Pennsylvania.—Returns to
England by the Philadelphia Line.—Pennsylvania leaps into the
Eighteenth Century, and what she does there.
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