The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
The narrow bigotries of the times, showing themselves under different
aspects, sprang naturally out of the various soils in which the seeds
had taken root. The early colonists of New England, escaping like the
Jews from Egyptian bondage, and lit by flaming torches and cloudy
providences to their promised land, compelled every one, Canaanite and
Quaker, independent Philistine and non-conforming Episcopalian, to bring
offerings to their cherished altar, under pain of banishment to the
wilderness beyond. Those of Virginia, on the contrary, bringing with
them their own lares and penates from their father’s house, and fearing
the introduction of strange deities, fenced in the sacred images with
sharp picket-palings set by legal enactment. Over both, however, the new
Evangel of toleration began to break, and voices of those “crying in the
wilderness,” divinely sent, cleaving with gentle strokes the consciences
of thoughtful men, and heard around the altar and inside the guarded
pickets, heralded the coming Emanuel.
We have said that, up to the time of the accession of James II. in 1685,
the fruits of civil liberty were gradually maturing in the growing
settlements.
Immediately after that event, however, a chilling black frost fell upon
them, rolling up the green leaves of the charters and threatening to
kill outright all the chance-sown trees, as well as the more promising
cultivated grafts. During the three and a half years that this blight
continued, the greater part of the popular governments were stunted or
destroyed. The Connecticut rocking horse, conjured from King Charles II.
by Winthrop’s ring, was hid away in a hollow oak at Hartford. Sir Edmund
Andros, a man of narrow spirit and keen temper, was sent out with
instructions so large that he swallowed up the governments of all the
New England Colonies and New York. A severe fit of indigestion followed,
acidulating and fermenting, taking away the general appetite, and
causing painful memories of the time when there were no heart-burnings
and dangerous blood-rushings headward. And so, when in 1688 the
Revolution brought in the Orange Prince, health bloomed again on the
colonial cheek, and the constitution seemed to acquire a more vigorous
tone than ever.
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