The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
The colonists had early learned the strength which comes from union.
From 1643 onwards for forty years the New England settlements joined
hands with each other against the French of New France and Acadia, the
French Indian allies, and the Dutch of New York; and while, like man and
wife, they had their own healthy troubles, curtain lectures, poutings
and make-ups, they stoutly defended the common home against all
neighboring invasion. Persons once married are not apt to forget it, nor
cease to sigh, after the tie is dissolved, for the benefits which
accrued from it. The colonial widowers found it easier afterwards to
contract a new union than the bachelor communities to form their first
match. Eight years after the death of the first union the bereaved
New-Englanders went out on a second courtship,—the trysting place being
New York,—and there agreed upon a sort of runaway match to Canada. The
honeymoon journey was not as pleasant as bridal trips through the
Thousand Isles to Montreal and Quebec now are. In fact, although bound
for Quebec, and even reaching it, they were not suffered by the French
to enter it. They returned not over well pleased with each other, but
particularly out of temper with the armed discourtesy of the French.
This little trip away from home was not the first nor the last which the
Colonies were led to make. In fact, our people from the very beginning
seem to have been curiously addicted to foreign missionary efforts. They
acquired the passion at the outset from European suggestions. Whenever
the state skeins there got into a tangle, some of the outside threads
were sure to run into a dreadful kink here. No sooner was there a
scrubbing and house-cleaning among the old folks on the Thames, Seine,
Scheldt, or Rhine, than the brooms were got out on the Hudson, the
James, and Connecticut, and up they all went at that standing bother of
our colonial housewives, the nest of lively French flies in our
northeast corner, or at those old yellow-legged Dutch hornets that had
settled down on Manhattan and Long Island. The war between the English
and Dutch Commonwealths in 1652, which sent Van Tromp’s broom over the
seas, brushing down the red spots of St. George, set the colonial
sweepers at work. The big and little brooms were, however, put aside
after two years; but in 1663 they were all seized again, and by a single
dash New York was swept into the English pan.
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