The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
But the public and published examples of witchcraft are few compared
with countless cases always going on in every community, urban or rural,
unrecognized by any tribunals judicial or historic. At every
apple-paring in New England,—in the husking-parties throughout the West,
where the finding of the red ear of corn suddenly makes every kissful
girl the personal owner of two redder ears,—in the quilting frolics at
the South, where the young gentlemen of the place come in, after the
sewing is done, and sow roses on cheeks white before,—by story-telling
brooks that keep sacred the secrets of lovers, while babbling their
own,—along the roadside, in quiet nooks, in village parlors, in crowded
cities where mammon tries in vain to cheat the sweet witches out of
their devotees,—everywhere, in fine, where hearts are not utterly
trade-mailed, office-clad, or ossified, the tender delirium which early
entered our great, glorious mad-house of a world, produces effects which
are never understood by some, which confound the wise unwisdom of old
judicial heads, and sometimes get inwrought into fine tragedies, before
which even those of New England, although told by a good fellow or
transfigured by a Longfellow, pale away faded and colorless.
The man who is incapable of being bewitched by somebody or something,
may make a good bargain, and live on unlovingly a long time,—like an
air-plant, never touching his mother earth, or feeling its inspiriting
magics; but he will never get much out of life except meat, drink, and
cold-sheeted sleeps, nor add much to the happiness or greatness of his
kind. He who lives in the United States beyond a fair age, without
getting inextricably tangled in the witching meshes of some good mate,
should be tried by a jury of gushing girls, and condemned for life to
the pillow-ry with some of the modern witches of New England or the
sorceresses of the South.
Whosoever, then, accuses the witchcrafts of other times and ages, let
him, ere he casts the first stone, look into his own heart, or around
among his own household or community, and, borrowing a charity from his
thoughts, say, if he can, “Go in—pieces.”
[Illustration:
COTTON MATHER EXORCISING A WITCH.
(p. 176)
]
CHAPTER X.
OF THE MANNERS, MORALS, HABITS, AND LAWS OF THE COLONISTS IN THE
SEVENTEENTH CENTURY.
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