The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
Firstly, MANNERS.—Historians, especially in modern times, are
accustomed to entertain their readers with varied and variegated
descriptions of the manners of the people, period, or century under
their telescopes; and as we have a first-rate historical Dollond,
adjusted for day and night observations, and can bring down a past age
so near as to enable our readers to see not only the cut of their
great-great-great-grandfather’s coats, the quality of their metal
buttons on the outside, and of the metal within their pockets, but can
note and enjoy even the shape of their mouths, the character of the
good things going in, and the better things coming out of them; nay,
can catch and fix the evanescent and subtle flavor of their humor and
wit, as they exhale in rosy _nimbi_, we shall not withhold some of the
latest and most valuable discoveries we have been thus enabled to
make. Some near-sighted people find a difficulty, as they look about
upon their contemporaries, in arriving at results which they can
crystallize around class nodules. They see only individual specimens,
and wonder how the photographic historian can bring out by his machine
picturesque groups, clothed in appropriate costume, artistically
arranged. But this difficulty arises from the unhappy fact that the
objects observed lie directly under their eye. The others lie without.
Besides such obtuse-eyed watchers of their own times, who experience
an embarrassment in getting fitting words to express their ideas of an
average man, age, habits, or morals,—a process much like that of
producing our current Sherry wines by boiling down and simmering off a
variety of ingredients,—lose sight of the precipitating, coagulating,
forming mass, in their anxiety to note the frisky bubbles that come up
to the agitated surface. Besides, long-sighted chroniclers can see and
describe the habits and manners of the distant past with more
clearness, and certainly with more telling effect, than the
troublesome present, with its distressing individualities and
exceptions, lying, amid the disturbing cross-lights of actual, hard,
well-known facts. If, in bringing up the ghost of a period long
buried, we get the wrong dress on it, or chance to summon back a
spectre, invested with habits that fitted another epoch as well or
better, we are not teased or contradicted by any foolish survivor,
pushed by children-like questions, or worried into redness of face by
puzzling inquiries or an awkward silence.
And so reasoning, we feel sure that, if our inspection of the
accoutrements, manœuvres, and drill of the companies that march before
us in the seventeenth century, is not absolutely accurate, the fault
will not lie in the distance, nor in the atmosphere, nor yet in the
instrument, but in one of these two causes, either that they have sent
up the wrong squads or else that the originals had not, after all, much
manners to be inspected.
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