The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood: A New and Complete EditionHood, Thomas
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The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood: A New and Complete Edition
Hood, Thomas
English poetry -- 19th century; English wit and humor
Ye vocal Blackbirds, bring your native pipes,
Your own _Moor’s_ Melodies, ye niggers, bring;
To celebrate the fall of chains and stripes,
Sing “Possum up a gum-tree,”--roar and sing!
From this day forth your freedom is your own:
_Chaunt_, Sambo, chaunt,--and, Obadiah, groan!
Bring all your woolly pickaninnies dear--
Bring John Canoe and all his jolly gang:
Stretch ev’ry blubber-mouth from ear to ear,
And let the driver in his whip go hang!
From this day forth your freedom is your own:
_Grin_, Sambo, grin,--and, Obadiah, groan!
Your working garb indignantly renounce;
Discard your slops in honour of the day--
Come all in frill, and furbelow, and flounce,
Come all as fine as Chimney Sweeps in May--
From this day forth your freedom is your own:
_Dress_, Sambo, dress,--and, Obadiah, groan!
Come, join together in the dewy dance,
With melting maids in steamy mazes go;
Humanity delights to see you prance,
Up with your sooty legs and jump Jim Crow--
From this day forth your freedom is your own:
_Skip_, Sambo, skip,--and, Obadiah, groan!
Kiss dark Diana on her pouting lips,
And take black Phœbe by her ample waist--
Tell them to-day is Slavery’s eclipse,
And Love and Liberty must be embraced--
From this day forth your freedom is your own:
_Kiss_, Sambo, kiss,--and, Obadiah, groan!
With bowls of sangaree and toddy come!
Bring lemons, sugar, old Madeira, limes,
Whole tanks and water-barrels full of rum,
To toast the whitest date of modern times--
From this day forth your freedom is your own:
_Drink_, Sambo, drink,--and, Obadiah, groan!
Talk, all together, talk! both old and young,
Pour out the fulness of the negro heart;
Let loose the now emancipated tongue,
And all your new-born sentiments impart--
From this day forth your freedom is your own:
_Spout_, Sambo, spout,--and, Obadiah, groan!
Huzza! for equal rights and equal laws;
The British parliament has doff’d your chain--
Join, join in gratitude your jetty paws,
And swear you never will be slaves again--
From this day forth your freedom is your own:
_Swear_, Sambo, swear,--and, Obadiah, groan!
A TALE OF A TRUMPET.
“Old woman, old woman, will you go a-shearing?
Speak a little louder, for I’m very hard of hearing.”
_Old Ballad._
Of all old women hard of hearing,
The deafest, sure, was Dame Eleanor Spearing!
On her head, it is true,
Two flaps there grew,
That served for a pair of gold rings to go through,
But for any purpose of ears in a parley,
They heard no more than ears of barley.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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