The coming of the Amazons : $b A satiristic speculation on the scientific future of civilizationJohnson, Owen
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The coming of the Amazons : $b A satiristic speculation on the scientific future of civilization
Johnson, Owen
Cryonics -- Fiction; Satire; Science fiction; Sex role -- Fiction
“But twenty-five years!” I exclaimed.
“Look at the seal and the date. It comes from the kitchen of the
celebrated André Poullardier of Rouen. But eat sparingly. It is very
rich and there are other surprises for you.”
Another dish hermetically sealed was opened in a similar manner,
and displayed three tender trout _au bleu_ cooked in white wine and
seasoned with some herbs that recalled sarriette and cress.
“Acquilla, I am relieved, relieved and delighted,” I said after the
first gustatory satisfaction. “My fears were groundless. Your cook is
worthy of the progress of science.”
“Cook? I have no cook.”
“But--”
“My dear Bogardus,” Acquilla replied with an evident satisfaction at
my increasing amazement. “We have progressed beyond cooks and the
hazards of cooking. There are great central restaurants for every day.
But all you taste tonight is imported from France, and if I say it, it
was prepared by the greatest chefs of the last fifty years. What, you
are astonished? But there is nothing more simple. There is no greater
difficulty today in preserving a dish at exactly the temperature at
which it should be served, than to keep the human body in a process of
refrigeration a hundred years. You see?”
“I see at once,” I replied, for already I could feel in my mind a
new attitude, the scientific attitude of the 22nd century. “But the
mechanics interest me.”
“I shall show you through my culinary library--in its day it was quite
famous. The fish is by Grisset of Tours. No one has ever surpassed him
in his specialty. After this I am offering you as a special treat, for
I have only fifty examples of it left, the masterpiece of Raoul Binard
signed by him 2145 as you will see; _ortolans farcis au truffles_,
and braised in endives and Beaujolais. For dessert you will have a
pineapple glacéed in madeira and champagne. The wine is worthy of the
rest, I assure you. The vintages are now exceedingly rare.”
The wines, as she had prophesied, were fragrant and delicious; a mild
white wine that resembled an excellent Meursault and a red with the
flavor of Romany, only clearer and not so heady.
“I must confess that never in my life have I dined so miraculously,” I
said, reclining gorgeously.
“You are looking for tobacco?” said Acquilla, noticing my look.
“I had hoped?”
“There it is before you.” She leaned over, took up a thin, delicately
modelled pipe, and filling it with a fine brown powder, offered it to
me, at the same time arranging one for herself. The extract, for such I
judged it to be, was of a flavor superior to anything I had ever known
before, about the strength of a vintage Havana cigar.
“Content, Bogardus?”
“Blissfully.” I settled back languidly among the cushions. “And now
tell me. How am I here?”
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