The coming of the Amazons : $b A satiristic speculation on the scientific future of civilizationJohnson, Owen
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The coming of the Amazons : $b A satiristic speculation on the scientific future of civilization
Johnson, Owen
Cryonics -- Fiction; Satire; Science fiction; Sex role -- Fiction
I suspected that this remark would lead to new revelations in this
strictly scientific society, but already overwhelmed by the mystery of
the new knowledge to be acquired, I did not persist.
Acquilla took my hand and led me to my room, where I perceived a low
broad couch, soft and covered with silken cushions.
“What are you staring at now?”
“But where are the bed-clothes?” I asked, looking around.
“Bed-clothes? Did you put on clothes to go to bed?” said Acquilla with
a drawing of her eyebrows.
“By bed-clothes I mean sheets--”
“But there is the sheet.”
“I see. But the upper sheet--and the blanket--and the bedspread--and
the comforter?”
“What, you actually slept beneath all that! How unhygienic! No wonder
you all died young!”
“But I shall catch my death of cold!”
“Don’t you realize, my dear, that the human body like any other animal
body craves air and sunshine? Throw off your toga and try the couch.
You will find it deliciously soft. As for catching cold, that is
impossible. We adjust the temperature of the room by this thermostat.
So. Now you have the warm dry glow you require for perfect rest.”
“And you sleep without anything on,” I said hesitating, “the whole year
round?”
“Naturally. Night is the great renovator. Not only does the body
require contact with oxygen but we charge the atmosphere with
invigorating electric currents. Even the air you will breathe will be
modified according to your chemical needs. Tomorrow when you have been
thoroughly examined your chemical formula will be worked out. I am
speaking of course of the abc’s of modern scientific prolongation of
life.”
“So this at last is the fountain of youth,” I exclaimed, extending my
arms languorously to the warm incoming current. “I can feel my eyes
closing already!”
“Well--good night!” said Acquilla after a moment’s hesitation, and
taking me up into her arms she whispered, “You are unlike any man I
ever knew. What is it that draws me so to you with such strange and
bewildering force? Are you glad that it was I that found you?”
I nodded shyly, with a twentieth-century prudery, hoping desperately
that she would go and leave me alone. But as she remained staring at
me entranced, there was no help for it. I slipped from my garment and
flung myself on the couch which was indeed of a voluptuous softness
truly astounding.
“Good night, my beautiful one,” said Acquilla softly.
I counterfeited an extreme drowsiness.
“Good night, dear--I can hardly keep my eyes open--tired, so tired--so
many bewildering things--”
She slipped from the room, extinguishing the lights. My
twentieth-century inhibitions, of course! Ridiculous? Yes, even
archaic, such prudery! For after all I freely acknowledge the
superiority of this new self-unconsciousness. Besides, even in my day
were there not enfranchised spirits on the beaches of Scandinavia and
Russia, to say nothing of Germany?
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