The coming of the Amazons : $b A satiristic speculation on the scientific future of civilization — John Shaqi
The coming of the Amazons : $b A satiristic speculation on the scientific future of civilizationJohnson, Owen
Science
The coming of the Amazons : $b A satiristic speculation on the scientific future of civilization
Johnson, Owen
Cryonics -- Fiction; Satire; Science fiction; Sex role -- Fiction
“Then there are persons who actually wish to live two hundred and three
hundred years in this world?”
“That is the trouble. You see with the perfection of the Frigidrome,
particularly with the proof of its efficacy which you have supplied,
Bogardus, there will be an overwhelming demand to be translated from
century to century.”
“A most natural curiosity, I should say.”
“Exactly. But until we can supply the demand, you realize that it is a
privilege that has to be restricted. It is now an honor conferred for
distinguished services.”
“Then I may hope for another voyage into the future in as favorable a
state as the present.”
“Nothing easier, if you respond as I am sure you will to our treatment.”
“Proceed then, Gallia. You will never have a more obedient patient.”
She smiled at me the flitting Latin smile that is reflected in the eyes
and, Mag being absent, embraced me with a warmth that was more than
professional, and which I confess I returned with such interest that
she gave a little gasp of pleasure.
“Oh! That is not at all like a man!” She gave me a long, veiled glance
and added, “Really, your case is so important I shall have to treat it
personally.”
For two most agreeable hours I received a treatment under Gallia’s
directions, which consisted of an immersion in a chemical bath, a
massage with some violet ray machine and the application of delicious
unguents which left my skin aglow and sensitively alive. From Gallia
I learned that the day of every woman began at five o’clock with two
hours devotion to this meticulous care of the body, as the first
obligation of a civilized state. No woman, it appeared, ever took more
than four hours sleep, except in the nascent and child-bearing periods.
Sleep, to the extent in which we indulged ourselves, was an excess as
injurious as drunkenness or gluttony. All that Gallia had to say struck
me as of exceeding good sense, and I promised to follow rigorously her
precepts.
After her departure breakfast was served while I reclined on a divan.
The repast consisted of a variety of fruits; a syrup formed on the
basis of honey but not so oppressively saccharine; coffee, which had
a vintage of twenty years and a light breakfast food which was a
mélange of different vitamins exceedingly pleasant and appetizing. I
complimented Mag, but expressed a masculine desire to indulge in the
morning newspaper.
“Or has the newspaper been abolished as a male distraction?” I asked
facetiously.
“Oh, no. The news came in, hours ago.”
“Bring it to me, then.”
Mag returned with a record about the size of an ordinary spool and
placed it in a small receptacle, explaining that the broadcasting from
the central station was recorded on these disks which could be turned
on later at will.
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