The coming of the Amazons : $b A satiristic speculation on the scientific future of civilization — John Shaqi
The coming of the Amazons : $b A satiristic speculation on the scientific future of civilizationJohnson, Owen
Science
The coming of the Amazons : $b A satiristic speculation on the scientific future of civilization
Johnson, Owen
Cryonics -- Fiction; Satire; Science fiction; Sex role -- Fiction
“It is easier to explain how, than why,” I continued. “In the first
place when women’s dress did not weigh more than two to three pounds,
we were staggering about in clothes that weighed five to six times as
much. We wore heavy stiff hats, like inverted kettles and almost as
heavy, that shut out all air from our heads. We wore collars as rigid
as boards about our necks that strangled our throats in a way no human
being would have treated a dog, and at night we placed another rigid
white board over our chests and for some mysterious reason exposed
it proudly to the public view. But worst of all, while we encouraged
our women to display themselves in bright colors, exquisitely blended
and designed, we confined ourselves to browns and greys and went into
mourning each night.”
“And yet in the past--you had Rome and Athens! Even in the middle
ages, you men in your dress rivalled the male plumage in nature. How
could such an absurdity happen then? And why did you endure it so long
without a revolt?”
I shook my head.
“It has been described as a product of democracy.”
“Yet the women were never affected, Bogardus.”
“Perhaps,” said Acquilla maliciously, “it may have been that women
never really accepted democracy.”
“I make no defence,” I said shrugging my shoulders again. “I have
suffered too much.”
“Wouldn’t it be fair to say, Bogardus,” said Acquilla slyly, “that this
is another proof that men were traditional and women the pioneers of
the imagination?”
As I felt myself cornered again, I evaded the answer by saying:
“Yet the curious thing, Dulcina, is that the great designers of the
fashions were always men.”
“It is so today.”
“Really?”
“Certainly. In certain things, Bogardus, we freely admit that the
talents of men have remained supreme.” There was some objection to
this, but Dulcina persisted, “Who are the great chefs today? Men. Who
sets the fashions? The men of Paris. Who are the great producers of
masques and spectacles? Men. And of course, when you come to the great
composers and painters--”
“How about mathematics? In my day, though women distinguished
themselves in every other field--higher mathematics was a closed door.”
“Yes,” Acquilla admitted grudgingly. “In that one branch of science we
admit the natural talent of the male mind. When you go to the Astrodrome
you will see how we use it. But after all it is a deductive quality,
rather than a creative one.”
“It produced an Einstein,” I said warmly. “By the way, in your
stupefying progress, have you succeeded in understanding the Einstein
theories?”
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