ACT I.—Scene. Public Square of Speisesaal. ACT II.—Scene. Hall in the Grand Ducal Palace. Date 1750. First produced at the Savoy Theatre on March 7, 1896. ACT I. SCENE.—Market-place of Speisesaal, in the Grand Duchy of Pfennig Halbpfennig. A well, with decorated ironwork, up L.C. GRETCHEN, BERTHA, OLGA, MARTHA, and other members of ERNEST DUMMKOPF'S theatrical company are discovered, seated at several small tables, enjoying a repast in honour of the nuptials of LUDWIG, his leading comedian, and LISA, his soubrette. CHORUS. Won't it be a pretty wedding? Will not Lisa look delightful? Smiles and tears in plenty shedding— Which in brides of course is rightful One could say, if one were spiteful, Contradiction little dreading, Her bouquet is simply frightful— Still, 'twill be a pretty wedding! Oh, it is a pretty wedding! Such a pretty, pretty wedding! ELSA. If her dress is badly fitting, Theirs the fault who made her trousseau. BERTHA. If her gloves are always splitting, Cheap kid gloves, we know, will do so. OLGA. If upon her train she stumbled, On one's train one's always treading. GRET. If her hair is rather tumbled, Still, 'twill be a pretty wedding! CHORUS. Such a pretty, pretty wedding! CHORUS. Here they come, the couple plighted— On life's journey gaily start them. Soon to be for aye united, Till divorce or death shall part them. (LUDWIG and LISA come forward.) DUET—LUDWIG and LISA. LUD. Pretty Lisa, fair and tasty, Tell me now, and tell me truly, Haven't you been rather hasty? Haven't you been rash unduly? Am I quite the dashing sposo That your fancy could depict you? Perhaps you think I'm only so-so? (She expresses admiration.) Well, I will not contradict you! CHORUS. No, he will not contradict you! LISA. Who am I to raise objection? I'm a child, untaught and homely— When you tell me you're perfection, Tender, truthful, true, and comely— That in quarrel no one's bolder, Though dissensions always grieve you— Why, my love, you're so much older That, of course, I must believe you! CHORUS. Yes, of course, she must believe you!