There are mud huts all along the route, and half-naked savages gaze patronizingly upon us from their doorways.  An elderly lady in spectacles appears to be much scandalized by the scant dress of these people, and wants to know why the Select Men don't put a stop to it.  From this, and a remark she incidentally makes about her son, who has invented a washing machine which will wash, wring, and dry a shirt in ten minutes, I infer that she is from the hills of Old New England, like the Hutchinson family. _______________ The Central American is lazy.  The only exercise he ever takes is to occasionally produce a Revolution.  When his feet begin to swell and there are premonitory symptoms of gout, he "revolushes" a spell, and then serenely returns to his cigarette and hammock under the palm-trees. These Central American Republics are queer concerns.  I do not of course precisely know what a last year's calf's ideas of immortal glory may be, but probably they are about as lucid as those of a Central American in regard to a republican form of government. And yet I am told they are a kindly people in the main.  I never met but one of them--a Costa-Rican; on board the Ariel.  He lay sick with fever, and I went to him and took his hot hand gently in mine.  I shall never forget his look of gratitude.  And the next day he borrowed five dollars of me, shedding tears as he put it in his pocket. _______________ The Senoritas who leave us at Panama are splendid creatures.  They learned me Spanish, and in the soft moonlight we walked on deck and talked of the land of Pizarro.  (You know old Piz. conquered Peru! and although he was not educated at West Point, he had still some military talent.)  I feel as though I had lost all my relations, including my grandmother and the cooking stove when these gay young Senoritas go away. They do not go to Peru on a Peruvian bark, but on an English steamer.  Off to Acapulco. _______________ III. MEXICO. We make Acapulco, a Mexican coast town of some importance, in a few days, and all go ashore. The pretty peasant girls peddle necklaces made of shells and oranges, in the streets of Acapulco, on steamer days.  They are quite naive about it.  Handing you a necklace they will say, "Me give you pres-ent, Senor," and then retire with a low curtsey.  Returning, however, in a few moments, they say quite sweetly, "You give me pres-ent, Senor, of quarter dollar!" which you at once do unless you have a heart of stone. Acapulco was shelled by the French a year or so before our arrival there, and they effected a landing.  But the gay and gallant Mexicans peppered them so persisently and effectually from the mountains near by that they concluded to sell out and leave.