The Complete Works of Artemus Ward (HTML edition)Ward, Artemus
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The Complete Works of Artemus Ward (HTML edition)
Ward, Artemus
American wit and humor
The Cruise of the Polly Ann.
Betsy-Jain Re-organized.
A. Ward's Autobiography.
The Serenade.
O'Bourcy's "Arrah-na-Pogue."
Artemus Ward among the Fenians.
Artemus Ward in Washington.
Scenes Outside the Fair Grounds.
The Negro Question.
Artemus Ward on Health.
A Fragment--At North Berwick.
____________________ CHAS. FARRAR BROWNE "ARTEMUS WARD"
____________________
A BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCH BY MELVILLE D. LANDON.
Charles Farrar Browne, better known to the world as "Artemus Ward," was
born at Waterford, Oxford County, Maine, on the twenty-sixth of April,
1834, and died of consumption at Southampton, England, on Wednesday, the
sixth of March, 1867.
His father, Levi Browne, was a land surveyor, and Justice of the Peace.
His mother, Caroline E. Brown, is still living, and is a descendant
from Puritan stock.
Mr. Browne's business manager, Mr. Hingston, once asked him about his
Puritanic origin, when he replied: "I think we came from Jerusalem, for
my father's name was Levi and we had a Moses and a Nathan in the
family, but my poor brother's name was Cyrus; so, perhaps, that makes us
Persians."
Charles was partially educated at the Waterford school, when family
circumstances induced his parents to apprentice him to learn the
rudiments of printing in the office of the "Skowhegan Clarion,"
published some miles to the north of his native village. Here he passed
through the dreadful ordeal to which a printer's "devil" is generally
subjected. He always kept his temper; and his eccentric boy jokes are
even now told by the residents of Skowhegan.
In the spring, after his fifteenth birthday, Charles Browne bade
farewell to the "Skowhegan Clarion;" and we next hear of him in
the office of the "Carpet-Bag," edited by B.P. Shillaber ("Mrs.
Partington"). Lean, lank, but strangely appreciative, young Browne
used to "set up" articles from the pens of Charles G. Halpine ("Miles
O'Reilly") and John G. Saxe, the poet. Here he wrote his first
contribution in a disguised hand, slyly put it into the editorial box,
and the next day disguised his pleasure while setting it up himself.
The article was a description of a Fourth of July celebration in
Skowhegan. The spectacle of the day was a representation of the
battle of Yorktown, with G. Washington and General Horace Cornwallis
in character. The article pleased Mr. Shillaber, and Mr. Browne,
afterwards speaking of it, said: "I went to the theatre that evening,
had a good time of it, and thought I was the greatest man in Boston."
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