"Half-a-dollar.  We charge twenty-five cents for lookin at the landlord and fifty cents for speakin to him.  If you want supper, a boy will show you to the dinin-room for twenty-five cents.  Your room bein in the tenth story, it will cost you a dollar to be shown up there." "How much do you ax for a man breathin in this equinomikal tarvun?" sed I. "Ten cents a Breth," was his reply. Washinton hotels is very reasonable in their charges.  [N.B. This is Sarkassum.] I sent up my keerd to the Prints, and was immejitly ushered before him.  He received me kindly, and axed me to sit down. "I hav cum to pay my respecks to you, Mister Napoleon, hopin I see you hale and harty." "I am quite well," he sed.  "Air you well, sir?" "Sound as a cuss!" I answerd. He seemed to be pleased with my ways, and we entered into conversation to onct. "How's Lewis?" I axed, and he sed the Emperor was well.  Eugeny was likewise well, he sed.  Then I axed him was Lewis a good provider? did he cum home arly nites? did he perfoom her bedroom at a onseasonable hour with gin and tanzy?  Did he go to "the Lodge" on nites when there wasn't any Lodge? did he often hav to go down town to meet a friend? did he hav a extensiv acquaintance among poor young widders whose husbands was in Californy? to all of which questions the Prints perlitely replide, givin me to understand that the Emperor was behavin well. "I ax these question, my royal duke and most noble hiness and imperials, becaws I'm anxious to know how he stands as a man.  I know he's smart.  He is cunnin, he is long-heded, he is deep--he is grate.  But onless he is good he'll come down with a crash one of these days and the Bonyparts will be Bustid up agin.  Bet yer life!" "Air you a preacher, sir?" he inquired slitely sarkasticul. "No, sir.  But I bleeve in morality.  I likewise bleeve in Meetin Houses.  Show me a place where there isn't any Meetin Houses and where preachers is never seen, and I'll show you a place where old hats air stuffed into broken winders, where the children air dirty and ragged, where gates have no hinges, where the wimin are slipshod, and where maps of the devil's "wild land" air painted upon men's shirt bosums with tobacco-jooce!  That's what I'll show you.  Let us consider what the preachers do for us before we aboose 'em." He sed he didn't mean to aboose the clergy.  Not at all, and he was happy to see that I was interested in the Bonypart family. "It's a grate family," sed I.  "But they scooped the old man in." "How, Sir?"