We air progressin pretty well with our drill.  As all air commandin offissers, there ain't no jelusy, and as we air all exceedin smart, it t'aint worth while to try to outstrip each other.  The idee of a company composed excloosively of Commanders-in-Chiefs, orriggernated, I spose I skurcely need say, in these Brane.  Considered AS a idee, I flatter myself it is putty hefty.  We've got all the tackticks at our tongs' ends, but what we particly excel in is restin muskits.  We can rest muskits with anybody. Our corpse will do its dooty.  We go to the aid of Columby--we fight for the stars! We'll be chopt into sassige meat before we'll exhibit our cote-tales to the foe. We'll fight till there's nothin left of us but our little toes and even they shall defiantly wiggle! "Ever of thee,"     A. Ward. ____________________ A WAR MEETING. Our complaint just now is war meetin's.  They've bin havin 'em bad in varis parts of our cheerful Republic, and nat'rally we caught 'em here in Baldinsville.  They broke out all over us.  They're better attended than the Eclipse was. I remember how people poured into our town last Spring to see the Eclipse.  They labored into a impression that they couldn't see it to home, and so they cum up to our place.  I cleared a very handsome amount of money by exhibitin' the Eclipse to 'em, in an open-top tent.  But the crowds is bigger now.  Posey County is aroused.  I may say, indeed, that the pra-hay-ories of Injianny is on fire. Our big meetin' came off the other night, and our old friend of the Bugle was elected Cheerman. The Bugle-Horn of Liberty is one of Baldinsville's most eminentest institootions.  The advertisements are well-written, and the deaths and marriages are conducted with signal ability.  The editor, MR. SLINKERS, is a polish'd, skarcastic writer.  Folks in these parts will not soon forgit how he used up the Eagle of Freedom, a family journal published at Snootville, near here.  The controversy was about a plank road.  "The road may be, as our cotemporary says, a humbug; but our aunt isn't bald-heded, and we haven't got a one-eyed sister Sal!  Wonder if the Editor of the Eagle of Freedom sees it?"  This used up the Eagle of Freedom feller, because his aunt's head does present a skinn'd appearance, and his sister SARAH is very much one-eyed.  For a genteel home-thrust, MR. SLINKERS has few ekals.  He is a man of great pluck likewise.  He has a fierce nostril, and I believe upon my soul that if it wasn't absolootly necessary for him to remain here and announce in his paper, from week to week, that "our Gov'ment is about to take vig'rous measures to put down the rebellion"--I b'lieve, upon my soul, this illustris man would enlist as a Brigadier Gin'ral, and git his Bounty.