dollars at the same time, merely by being the mouthpiece of his own
jokes.
Bowing to the fate of nearly all comic men in his native country, Mr.
Shaw was ferreted out in his Poughkeepsie home, and urgently solicited
to accept an engagement as a public lecturer. He tried the experiment in
the Athenæums and Lyceums of his own State, and succeeding, followed up
his new calling until now he is recognized as an established,
legitimate, and lucrative “show,” having his proper value in the market,
and is assigned status on the rostrum. He travels over the United States
with his Lectures, entitled, “_Hobby Horse_”--“_Specimen
Brix_”--“_Sandwiches_”--“_What I kno about Hotels_”--etc., and is making
money more rapidly than ever he did with the hammer of an auctioneer.
Many good stories are told of him. One is that being in Washington, and
asked by a politician there relative to his opinion of Thaddeus Stevens,
of Pennsylvania, who opposed President Johnson so hotly in the
Government, and who figured as a thoroughly ultra-radical, Mr. Shaw
replied, “Give me leave to recite a little dream I had last night. I
fancied that I was in the lower regions, and while engaged in
conversation with the proprietor, an imp announced that Thad Stevens was
at the door desiring admission. Old Nick promptly and emphatically
refused him entrance on the ground that he would be continually
disturbing the peace and order of the place. The imp soon returned,
saying that Thaddeus insisted on coming in, declaring that he had no
other place to go to. After much deliberation, Old Nick’s face suddenly
brightened with a new idea, and he exclaimed, ‘I’ve got it. Tell the
Janitor to give him six bushels of brimstone and a box of matches, and
let him go and start a little place of his own.’”
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