Hiz principal amuzement iz saving life, and i am told that thare iz hardly a man, or a woman, in all Nu foundland, but what haz had their lives saved several times by these wonderful dogs. They are taken from Nu foundland to various parts ov the world, and are kept for the purpose ov dragging the drowning from a watery grave. Yu will find them in mountaneous countrys, whare thare aint enny water, but little brooks. Here they dont hav mutch to do, in their line ov bizzness, and git verry fatt. But i am told, that even here, they dont forget their natur, and kan often be seen looking down into the wells, after drowning men. This shows the grate power ov instinkt, and the force ov bizzness habits, alwus looking for a job. I never hav had mi life saved by one ov theze nobel kritters, but am reddy tew hav it done, at enny time, at the usual rates. Life iz sweet, and it iz cheaper tew hav it saved by a dog than by a doktor. But these dogs are all hydropaths, and thare iz sum pholks so kussid sentimental that they had rather die than be doktered bi ennything else than an old skool allopath. [Illustration] I am just phool enuff, if I waz in the pond, just at the pint ov deth on ackount ov too mutch water, and thare waz a Nufoundland dog standing on the shore out ov a job, I should let him handle the case, rather than send four miles for a regular dokter. I may be all wrong in this, but if the dog hauled me out all right, I should hav time tew repent ov mi blunder, and next time send for a physician with a diploma. It iz never too late tew repent ov a blunder, not if you hav got plenty ov time on hand that you don’t kno what to do with. I never hav owned a Nufoundland dog, but just az soon as i git able tew board one, without skrimping mi family, i mean to buy one, or borro one, just for hiz board. I don’t know ov ennything more magnificent than tew hav a grate illustrious Nufoundland dog tew follow yu in a mountaneous country. I liv at Pordunk (the home ov the Billings family) and Pordunk iz not a wet place. Thare iz sum good wells thare, and two grocerys, but the water priviliges at Pordunk are used only az a beverage. Thare iz only one Nufoundland dog now at Pordunk, and i think the town would support two. I don’t suppose i should hav work enuff tew keep one ov theze nobel animals bizzy hauling drowning men out ov wells, but in the spring ov the year, after the gardens waz made, i could lend him out tew the nabors tew run in the gardens. I don’t kno ov enny thing better tew keep the angleworms, and early lettiss, and beets out ov a garden than a full-grown Nufoundland pup. It iz nothing but phun tew giv them a kalf-skin boot, and turn them out into a nu-made garden, and see them kick up their heels, stir up the garden, and jerk the boot. I am almoste krazy tew hav a Nufoundland dog. THE RAT TARRIER. Theze dear little pets ov the dog perswashun are natiffs ov the ile ov Grate Brittain.