The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"Train, Arthur Cheney
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The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"
Train, Arthur Cheney
Attorney and client -- Fiction; Legal stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
Yet I had seen enough of the world to know that unless a man puts
a high appraisal upon his attainments and ability no one else is
likely to do so, and that the public takes one, nine times out of
ten, at his own valuation. Coming on the clay itself: I wore my
hair rather long, with an appreciable modicum of bear's grease well
rubbed in, side whiskers and white beaver, and carried a carpet
bag on which was embroidered a stag's head in yellow on a background
of green worsted. And the principal fact to be observed in this
connection is that, instead of creating a smile as I passed out of
the Grand Central Station, I was probably regarded as a rather
smart and stylishly dressed young man.
I had a card to some young actors in the city, given me by my
Thespian friends in Boston, and it proved but a short trip on the
horse-cars down Fourth Avenue to the locality, near the Academy of
Music, then as now frequented by the fraternity. I began my
professional career, then, by taking lodgings in an actors' boarding-
house, and I am free to confess that at the time I was undecided
whether to follow the bar or the boards. I have since frequently
observed that the same qualities make for success in both, and had
it not been for the fact that I found my new friends somewhat down
at the heels and their rate of emolument exceedingly low, as well
as for a certain little incident to be recounted shortly, I might
well have joined the group of future Booths and Forrests that
loitered along the near-by Rialto, looking for jobs as Roman soldiers
or footmen in some coming production.
But the change from my well-appointed lodgings in Cambridge and my
luxurious surroundings at the Cock and Spur to a distinctly shabby
theatrical boarding-house, where the guests plainly exhibited traces
of the lack of proper ablutional facilities and the hallways smelt
of cabbage and onions, was a distinct shock to my highly sensitive
tastes. However, my new acquaintances proved warm-hearted and
hospitable and did everything in their power to make me feel at my
ease, with the result that in spite of the cabbage and the wooden
slats that served as springs in my bed--which nearly filled the
rear hall bed-room I had hired for one week at four dollars and
twenty-five cents--I resolved to postpone entering upon an active
career until I should know the city better and have made a few
friends.
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