The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"Train, Arthur Cheney
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The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"
Train, Arthur Cheney
Attorney and client -- Fiction; Legal stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
Said the Court: "The prosecutor"--Jones--"parted with his property
as an inducement to a supposed officer to violate the law and his
duties; and if in attempting to do this he has been defrauded the
law will not punish his confederate, although such confederate may
have been instrumental in inducing the commission of the offence.
Neither the law nor public policy designs the protection of rogues
in their dealings with each other, or to insure fair dealing and
truthfulness, as between each other, in their dishonest practices."
(This sentence had been in my brief.) "The design of the law is
to protect those who, for some _honest_ purpose, are induced upon
false and fraudulent representations to give credit or part with
their property to another, and not to protect those who, for
_unworthy_ or illegal purposes, part with their goods."
"Why, Quib," quoth Gottlieb, "you are the discoverer of a new legal
principle. You will inaugurate a new field of human activity.
Generations yet unborn will profit by your ingenuity. From now on
every rascal in the land will set his wits to work trying to bring
his schemes within the scope of this beneficent opinion."
"Indeed," I replied, "however fine it may be for McDuff, I can
easily see that I have unloosed as many troubles as ever flew out
of Pandora's Box."
"Yes--but to our profit," he retorted, with a grin. "Don't forget
that. The inventors will all come flocking straight to us to get
them out of their difficulties--you may be sure of it!"
"'Tis extraordinary," I said, "what a multitude of opportunities
this new principle enunciated by the Court of Appeals affords to
a man of an inventive turn of mind. As I take it, all one has to
do is to induce another man to part with his money in the belief
that he is going to take a sharp advantage of some one else. For
example, let us suppose that I go to some person and falsely tell
him that I have a client serving a term in Sing Sing for burglary
who has confided to me the whereabouts of the secret hiding-place
of his loot. All that is necessary is some one to put up sufficient
money to cover the expense of transportation and excavation--and
it can be divided between us. For this purpose he intrusts me with
several hundred dollars, with which I make off. I have stolen the
money fast enough, but I can never be punished for it."
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