The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"Train, Arthur Cheney
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The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"
Train, Arthur Cheney
Attorney and client -- Fiction; Legal stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
"Don't be a death's head, Quib!" he retorted. "Why, even if he
turned State's evidence, no one would believe him! Have another
glass of this vintage--we can drink it every night now for a year
at Dillingham's expense!"
"Well, here's to you, Gottlieb!" I answered, filling my goblet with
creaming wine; "and here's to crime--whereby we live and move and
have our being!"
And we clinked our glasses and drained them with a laugh.
I had now been a resident of New York for upward of twenty years
and had acquired, as the junior member of the firm of Gottlieb &
Quibble, an international reputation. It is true that my partner
and I felt it to be beneath our dignity to advertise in the newspapers
--and, indeed, advertising in New York City was for us entirely
unnecessary--but we carried a card regularly in the English journals
and received many retainers from across the water; in fact, we
controlled practically all the theatrical business in the city,
drawing the contracts for the managers and being constantly engaged
in litigations on their behalf. We had long since abandoned as
trivial all my various profit-sharing schemes, and, with the
exception of carrying on our pay-rolls many of the attendants
attached to the police and other criminal courts, had practically
no "runners." We did not need any. There was no big criminal case
in which we were not retained for the defence and rarely a divorce
action of any notoriety where we did not appear for one of the
parties.
This matter of Hawkins's was the first in twenty years in which he
had ever deliberately faked an entire case! Yet, if ever there
was a safe opportunity to do so, this seemed the one, and I cannot
even now charge Gottlieb with recklessness in taking the chances
that he did; but, as luck would have it, there were two facts
connected with the Dillingham annulment the significance of which
we totally overlooked--one, that Bunce was not so much of a fool
as he looked, and the other, that Mrs. Dillingham was a mother.
Once, however, judgment had been entered to the effect that Mrs.
Dillingham had never lawfully ceased to be Mrs. Hawkins, then the
real reason of our client's anxiety to be rid of his wife and her
child, a girl of six years, became apparent; for he instantly
announced his engagement to a fashionable widow, who lacked money
if not experience, and who needed the one as much as he had a super-
abundance of the other. He made a fairly liberal allowance for
his child and its mother, and since this was paid monthly through
our office, I had an opportunity of making their acquaintance; and
I confess that I had no sooner done so than I began to have a sort
of regret for my own part in the transaction. For Mrs. Dillingham
--Hawkins, or whatever she was--proved to be a rather sweet-faced
young woman, with great, sad blue eyes and a winsomely childish
innocence of expression that concealed, as I afterward found out,
a will of iron and a heart full of courage.
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