The Confessions of Harry Lorrequer — Complete — John Shaqi
The Confessions of Harry Lorrequer — CompleteLever, Charles
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The Confessions of Harry Lorrequer — Complete
Lever, Charles
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Scarcely had I formed this resolve, when I reached the group of
officers; but the moment I came near, one general roar of laughter
saluted me,—the like of which I never before heard—I looked down at my
costume, expecting to discover that, in my hurry to dress, I had put on
some of the garments of Othello—No: all was perfectly correct. I waited
for a moment, till the first burst of their merriment over, I should
obtain a clue to the jest. But their mirth appeared to increase. Indeed
poor G——, the senior major, one of the gravest men in Europe, laughed
till the tears ran down his cheeks; and such was the effect upon me,
that I was induced to laugh too—as men will sometimes, from the
infectious nature of that strange emotion; but, no sooner did I do
this, than their fun knew no bounds, and some almost screamed aloud, in
the excess of their merriment; just at this instant the Colonel, who
had been examining some of the men, approached our group, advancing
with an air of evident displeasure, as the shouts of loud laughter
continued. As he came up, I turned hastily round, and touching my cap,
wished him good morning. Never shall I forget the look he gave me. If a
glance could have annihilated any man, his would have finished me. For
a moment his face became purple with rage, his eye was almost hid
beneath his bent brow, and he absolutely shook with passion.
“Go, Sir,” said he at length, as soon as he was able to find utterance
for his words; “Go, sir, to your quarters; and before you leave them, a
court-martial shall decide, if such continued insult to your commanding
officer, warrants your name being in the Army List.”
“What the devil can all this mean?” I said, in a half-whisper, turning
to the others. But there they stood, their handkerchiefs to their
mouths, and evidently choking with suppressed laughter.
“May I beg, Colonel C——,” said I——
“To your quarters, sir,” roared the little man, in the voice of a lion.
And with a haughty wave of his hand, prevented all further attempt on
my part to seek explanation.
“They’re all mad, every man of them,” I muttered, as I betook byself
slowly back to my rooms, amid the same evidences of mirth my first
appearance had excited—which even the Colonel’s presence, feared as he
was, could not entirely subdue.
With the air of a martyr I trod heavily up the stairs, and entered my
quarters, meditating within myself, awful schemes for vengeance, on the
now open tyranny of my Colonel; upon whom, I too, in my honest
rectitude of heart, vowed to have “a court-martial.” I threw myself
upon a chair, and endeavoured to recollect what circumstance of the
past evening could have possibly suggested all the mirth in which both
officers and men seemed to participate equally; but nothing could I
remember, capable of solving the mystery,—surely the cruel wrongs of
the manly Othello were no laughter-moving subject.
I rang the bell hastily for my servant. The door opened.
“Stubbes,” said I, “are you aware”——
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