The Confessions of Harry Lorrequer — Complete — John Shaqi
The Confessions of Harry Lorrequer — CompleteLever, Charles
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The Confessions of Harry Lorrequer — Complete
Lever, Charles
Fiction
The bells from every steeple and tower rung gaily out a peal of welcome
as we marched into “that beautiful city called Cork,” our band playing
“Garryowen”—for we had been originally raised in Ireland, and still
among our officers maintained a strong majority from that land of
punch, priests, and potatoes—the tattered flag of the regiment proudly
waving over our heads, and not a man amongst us whose warm heart did
not bound behind a Waterloo medal. Well—well! I am now—alas, that I
should say it—somewhat in the “sear and yellow;” and I confess, after
the experience of some moments of high, triumphant feeling, that I
never before felt within me, the same animating, spirit-filling glow of
delight, as rose within my heart that day, as I marched at the head of
my company down George’s-street.
We were soon settled in barracks; and then began a series of
entertainments on the side of the civic dignities of Cork, which soon
led most of us to believe that we had only escaped shot and shell to
fall less gloriously beneath champagne and claret. I do not believe
there is a coroner in the island who would have pronounced but the one
verdict over the regiment—“Killed by the mayor and corporation,” had we
so fallen.
First of all, we were dined by the citizens of Cork—and, to do them
justice, a harder drinking set of gentlemen no city need boast; then we
were feasted by the corporation; then by the sheriffs; then came the
mayor, solus; then an address, with a cold collation, that left eight
of us on the sick-list for a fortnight; but the climax of all was a
grand entertainment given in the mansion-house, and to which upwards of
two thousand were invited. It was a species of fancy ball, beginning by
a dejeune at three o’clock in the afternoon, and ending—I never yet met
the man who could tell when it ended; as for myself, my finale partook
a little of the adventurous, and I may as well relate it.
After waltzing for about an hour with one of the prettiest girls I ever
set eyes upon, and getting a tender squeeze of the hand, as I restored
her to a most affable-looking old lady in a blue turban and a red
velvet gown who smiled most benignly on me, and called me “Meejor,” I
retired to recruit for a new attack, to a small table, where three of
ours were quaffing “ponche a la Romaine,” with a crowd of Corkagians
about them, eagerly inquiring after some heroes of their own city,
whose deeds of arms they were surprised did not obtain special mention
from “the Duke.” I soon ingratiated myself into this well-occupied
clique, and dosed them with glory to their hearts’ content. I resolved
at once to enter into their humour; and as the “ponche” mounted up to
my brain I gradually found my acquaintanceship extend to every family
and connexion in the country.
“Did ye know Phil Beamish of the 3—th, sir?” said a tall, red-faced,
red-whiskered, well-looking gentleman, who bore no slight resemblance
to Feargus O’Connor.
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