The Constant Couple; Or, A Trip to the Jubilee: A Comedy, in Five Acts — John Shaqi
The Constant Couple; Or, A Trip to the Jubilee: A Comedy, in Five ActsFarquhar, George
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The Constant Couple; Or, A Trip to the Jubilee: A Comedy, in Five Acts
Farquhar, George
Comedy plays; English drama (Comedy)
_Ang._ If your words be real, 'tis in your power to raise an equal flame
in me.
_Sir H._ Nay, then, I seize----
_Ang._ Hold, sir; 'tis also possible to make me detest and scorn you
worse than the most profligate of your deceiving sex.
_Sir H._ Ha! a very odd turn this. I hope, madam, you only affect anger,
because you know your frowns are becoming.
_Ang._ Sir Harry, you being the best judge of your own designs, can best
understand whether my anger should be real or dissembled; think what
strict modesty should bear, then judge of my resentment.
_Sir H._ Strict modesty should bear! Why, 'faith, madam, I believe, the
strictest modesty may bear fifty guineas, and I don't believe 'twill
bear one farthing more.
_Ang._ What d'ye mean, sir?
_Sir H._ Nay, madam, what do you mean? If you go to that. I think now,
fifty guineas is a fine offer for your strict modesty, as you call it.
_Ang._ I'm afraid you're mad, sir.
_Sir H._ Why, madam, you're enough to make any man mad. 'Sdeath, are you
not a----
_Ang._ What, sir?
_Sir H._ Why, a lady of--strict modesty, if you will have it so.
_Ang._ I shall never hereafter trust common report, which represented
you, sir, a man of honour, wit, and breeding; for I find you very
deficient in them all three. [_Exit._
_Sir H._ Now I find, that the strict pretences, which the ladies of
pleasure make to strict modesty, is the reason why those of quality are
ashamed to wear it.
_Enter_ VIZARD.
_Vizard._ Ah! Sir Harry, have I caught you? Well, and what success?
_Sir H._ Success! 'Tis a shame for you young fellows in town here, to
let the wenches grow so saucy. I offered her fifty guineas, and she was
in her airs presently, and flew away in a huff. I could have had a brace
of countesses in Paris for half the money, and _je vous remercie_ into
the bargain.
_Vizard._ Gone in her airs, say you! and did not you follow her?
_Sir H._ Whither should I follow her?
_Vizard._ Into her bedchamber, man; she went on purpose. You a man of
gallantry, and not understand that a lady's best pleased when she puts
on her airs, as you call it!
_Sir H._ She talked to me of strict modesty, and stuff.
_Vizard._ Certainly. Most women magnify their modesty, for the same
reason that cowards boast their courage--because they have least on't.
Come, come, Sir Harry, when you make your next assault, encourage your
spirits with brisk Burgundy: if you succeed, 'tis well; if not, you have
a fair excuse for your rudeness. I'll go in, and make your peace for
what's past. Oh, I had almost forgot----Colonel Standard wants to speak
with you about some business.
_Sir H._ I'll wait upon him presently; d'ye know where he may be found?
_Vizard._ In the piazza of Covent Garden, about an hour hence, I
promised to see him: and there you may meet him--to have your throat
cut. [_Aside._] I'll go in and intercede for you.
_Sir H._ But no foul play with the lady, Vizard. [_Exit._
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