Yes; one of the strangest accidents in the world. The odious Dimple,
after disgusting me with his conversation, had just left me, when a
gentleman, who, it seems, boards in the same house with him, saw him
coming out of our door, and, the houses looking very much alike, he
came into our house instead of his lodgings; nor did he discover his
mistake until he got into the parlour, where I was; he then bowed so
gracefully, made such a genteel apology, and looked so manly and
noble!--
CHARLOTTE
I see some folks, though it is so great an impropriety, can praise a
gentleman, when he happens to be the man of their fancy. [Aside.]
MARIA
I don't know how it was,--I hope he did not think me indelicate,--but I
asked him, I believe, to sit down, or pointed to a chair. He sat down,
and, instead of having recourse to observations upon the weather, or
hackneyed criticisms upon the theatre, he entered readily into a
conversation worthy a man of sense to speak, and a lady of delicacy and
sentiment to hear. He was not strictly handsome, but he spoke the
language of sentiment, and his eyes looked tenderness and honour.
CHARLOTTE
Oh! [eagerly] you sentimental, grave girls, when your hearts are once
touched, beat us rattles a bar's length. And so you are quite in love
with this he-angel?
MARIA
In love with him! How can you rattle so, Charlotte? am I not going to
be miserable? [Sighs.] In love with a gentleman I never saw but one
hour in my life, and don't know his name! No; I only wished that the
man I shall marry may look, and talk, and act, just like him. Besides,
my dear, he is a married man.
CHARLOTTE
Why, that was good-natured--he told you so, I suppose, in mere charity,
to prevent you falling in love with him?
MARIA
He didn't tell me so; [peevishly] he looked as if he was married.
CHARLOTTE
How, my dear; did he look sheepish?
MARIA
I am sure he has a susceptible heart, and the ladies of his
acquaintance must be very stupid not to--
CHARLOTTE
Hush! I hear some person coming.
Enter LETITIA.
LETITIA
My dear Maria, I am happy to see you. Lud! what a pity it is that you
have purchased your wedding clothes.
MARIA
I think so. [Sighing.]
LETITIA
Why, my dear, there is the sweetest parcel of silks come over you ever
saw! Nancy Brilliant has a full suit come; she sent over her measure,
and it fits her to a hair; it is immensely dressy, and made for a
court-hoop. I thought they said the large hoops were going out of
fashion.
CHARLOTTE
Did you see the hat? Is it a fact that the deep laces round the border
is still the fashion?
DIMPLE within. Upon my honour, Sir.
MARIA
Ha! Dimple's voice! My dear, I must take leave of you. There are
some things necessary to be done at our house. Can't I go through the
other room?
Enter DIMPLE and MANLY.
DIMPLE
Ladies, your most obedient.
CHARLOTTE
Miss Van Rough, shall I present my brother Henry to you? Colonel
Manly, Maria,--Miss Van Rough, brother.
MARIA
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