Cold War -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories; Spy stories
"Zubov will make your trip to Moscow comfortable. All right, Zubov."
Zubov focused his crossed eyes on Pashkov.
"Take him straight to Petchareff," Colonel James said to Zubov. "I'll
report as soon as I know what these Swedes are up to."
Zubov seized Pashkov by the scruff of the neck and dragged him towards
the window.
"Hold your claws, Zubov lad," Pashkov said. "You have got the wrong
man, can't you see? _That_ is Colonel James."
"Eh?"
"Use your eyes, blockhead. _I_ am Pashkov."
Zubov did use his eyes. He looked from one to the other, and back. The
more he focused, the more his eyes crossed. "Eh?"
Colonel James sat calmly on the bed. He said, "Carry him out."
Zubov lifted Pashkov off the floor, crashed with his weight against the
wall, but held on, grinned and staggered with Pashkov in his arms to
the window.
"You miserable idiot," Pashkov shouted. "You'll get a rest cure for
this!"
Zubov dropped him, pulled his gun and backed off into a corner. "How
can I tell you two apart just by looking!" he cried hysterically. "I'm
not a learned man."
"One small but decisive proof," Pashkov said, unbuttoning his hospital
gown. "I have a mole."
Zubov yanked the colonel up by an arm. "Send _me_ to rest cures, will
you?"
Colonel James sighed. "I guess we have to keep up appearances," he
muttered, and climbed out the window into the hovering ambulance. Zubov
leaped in after, and they were off.
* * * * *
The suit of clothes hanging in the closet might have been Pashkov's
own, identical with the clothes Kolya had taken to Moscow not an hour
before. Even the underwear had facsimiles of the Order of Lenin sewn in.
Satisfied, he crawled into the bed and fell into a pleasant snooze.
He was awakened by the nurse, Anastina Bjorklund--alias Anastasia
Semionovna Bezumnaya, formerly of the Stakhanovite Booster's Committee,
Moscow Third Worker's District.
"Wonderful morning, Colonel James!"
Petchareff seldom let one agent know what another was doing.
She put a big breakfast tray on Pashkov's lap. "Cloudy, damp, and
windy. London stock market caves in, race riots in South Africa, famine
in India, earthquake in Japan, floods in the United States, general
strike in France, new crisis in Berlin. I ask you, what more can an
idealist want?"
"Good morning, Miss Bjorklund."
The breakfast tray was crammed with a liter of orange juice, four
boiled eggs, six slices of bacon, four pancakes, two pork chops, four
slices of toast, a tumbler of vodka, a pot of coffee and two cigars.
"Ah, Colonel," Anastina said as Pashkov fell to, "why did you let them
change your face? It does not become you at all."
"Part of my job. Don't you think I am more handsome now?"
Anastina laughed shrilly. "That bulbous nose handsome? What woman could
fall in love with a nose like that?"
"It shows determination. I wish I had this nose permanently."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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