The Cornhill Magazine, February, 1860 (Vol. I, No. 2)Various
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The Cornhill Magazine, February, 1860 (Vol. I, No. 2)
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England -- Periodicals; English literature -- Periodicals; Short stories, English -- Periodicals
Of course we all know who she was, the Miss Prior of Shrublands, whom
papa and grandmamma called to the unruly children. Years had passed
since I had shaken the Beak Street dust off my feet. The brass plate
of “Prior” was removed from the once familiar door, and screwed, for
what I can tell, on to the late reprobate owner’s coffin. A little
eruption of mushroom-formed brass knobs I saw on the door-post when
I passed by it last week, and CAFÉ DES AMBASSADEURS was thereon
inscribed, with three fly-blown blue teacups, a couple of coffee-pots
of the well-known Britannia metal, and two freckled copies of the
_Indépendance Belge_ hanging over the window blind. Were those their
Excellencies the Ambassadors at the door, smoking cheroots? Pool and
Billiards were written on their countenances, their hats, their elbows.
They may have been ambassadors down on their luck, as the phrase is.
They were in disgrace, no doubt, at the court of her imperial majesty
Queen Fortune. Men as shabby have retrieved their disgraces ere now,
washed their cloudy faces, strapped their dingy waistcoats with
cordons, and stepped into fine carriages from quarters not a whit more
reputable than the Café des Ambassadeurs. If I lived in the Leicester
Square neighbourhood, and kept a café, I would always treat foreigners
with respect. They may be billiard-markers now, or doing a little
shady police business; but why should they not afterwards be generals
and great officers of state? Suppose that gentleman is at present a
barber, with his tongs and stick of fixature for the mustachios, how
do you know he has not his epaulettes and his _bâton de maréchal_ in
the same pouch? I see engraven on the second-floor bell, on my rooms,
“Plugwell.” Who can Plugwell be, whose feet now warm at the fire where
I sate many a long evening? And this gentleman with the fur collar,
the straggling beard, the frank and engaging leer, the somewhat husky
voice, who is calling out on the door-step, “Step in, and ’ave it done.
Your correct likeness, only one shilling”--is he an ambassador, too?
Ah, no: he is only the _Chargé d’affaires_ of a photographer who lives
upstairs: no doubt where the little ones used to be. Law bless me!
Photography was an infant, and in the nursery, too, when _we_ lived in
Beak Street.
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